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Mere Dil Ko Tab Bahut Jhatka Laga

Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka laga Jab mene mandir me 1 ladki ko cigrte pite dekha Ghor kalyug u cant believe mere hath se to Daru ki botal hi ..

WHY In Wedding Ceremony Women Sits On Left N Man On Right?

WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right? BCoz according to balance sheet all assets r on right side n liabilities on left ..

Lalit Modi Was Surrounded By Preity Shilpa Katrina Etc

Lalit Modi was Surrounded by Preity Shilpa Katrina etc But Now is Surrounded by d IT officials The AXE Effect to The TAX Effect

Koi Dost Ho Tou Tum Jesa

Koi Dost Ho Tou Tum Jesa Koi Chahne Wala Ho Tou Tum Jesa Koi Dil Se Pyara Ho Tou Tum Jesa Pata Nahi Q Sb Mujh Se Yehi Kehte Hain!

Beta: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye Aaj Aur Abhi,

Beta: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye Aaj aur Abhi, Papa: Beta is Kaam me 9Mahine Lagte hai, BETA: Aap to CONTRACTOR ho 5-6 admi laga do Jaldi Ho jayega..?

For The First Time In D History Of Sms.. "3D" Sms In Ur Mobile.

for the first time in d history of sms.. "3D" sms in ur mobile. See & enjoy.& remember, I sent it first to u.. D D D

1 Electric Taar Ko Dusre Elctrc Taar Se Pyar Ho Jata Hai, To Aap Is Pyar Ka Kya Naam Denge?

1 Electric Taar ko dusre Elctrc Taar se pyar ho jata hai, To aap is pyar ka kya naam denge? Socho Socho Arey ..

Railway Me Job Hai Karoge?

Railway me job hai karoge? Salary 35,0000/- monthly Job details: Rajdhani express ka head light kharab ho gaya hai. Torch lekar aage-aage ..

Shadi Kw Mandap Me Ladka Ladki Se Bola-

Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola- Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili he to Character to milnge ..

IF U LovE Sum1 DonT KeeP Him IN UR HearT!

IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT! keeP him oN uR naiLs! So iF U Fail iN lovE, don’t breaK uR hearT! JusT cuT thE naiLs! ..

Sometimes When We Cry,No One See R Tears, ;-( Wen We R Woried No One See R Pain, :-( Wen We R Happy No One See R Smile, :-D Aur Js Din Result Ata Hy Tou P0ra Khandaan Phone Kr K Puchta Hy Kaisa Rha Result.

Sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-( Wen we r woried No One see r pain, :-( Wen We r happy No One see r smile, :-D Aur js din result ..

What Is The Difference Between Donkey And Monkey?

What is the difference between donkey and Monkey? Monkey saves this message and Donkey deletes this message Choice is Yours ..

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4u

Some beautiful lines Just 4u - - - - - - - = = = = = = = _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . . . . . . . ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ " " " " " " " Nice Na..?

PYAR Karne Se Pehle PYAR Ka Anjam Dekh Lo.

PYAR karne se pehle PYAR ka anjam dekh lo. PYAR karne se pehle PYAR ka anjam dekh lo. NA YAKIN aaye toh. Film (TERE NAAM) dekh lo..!

Aaj Agar Aapka SMS Ayega To Hi Hum ROTI Khayenge

Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge warna 6 parathe, panir ki sabzi, kashmiri pulaw, ice-cream, 1 glass dudh pikar ..

Girl: Mere Erade Bade Nek Hain. Aap 1000 Me Se Ek Hain.

Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain. Aap 1000 me se ek hain. Boy: Dimag ke hum bhi don hain. Kameeni pahle ye bata baki k 999 kaun hain.

Admi Nadi Me Dub Raha Tha Bola- GaneshJi Bachao.

Admi nadi me dub raha tha bola- GaneshJi bachao. GaneshJi Dance karne lage. Aadmi- aap nach kyo rahe ho? Ganesh- mere visarjan me tu bahut ..

Boy To Girl- Apni Body To Dekho Jaise Haddiya Hi Haddiya Ho!

Boy to girl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho! Girl- isliye itni der se soch rahi hu k mere pass Kutta kyo khada hai?

Ramu Apne 16 Bachho Or Biwi K Sath Dost K Ghar Lunch Pe Gaya.

Ramu apne 16 bachho or biwi k sath dost k ghar lunch pe gaya. Dost ne itni badi family dekh kar gusse mein kaha: Lajja nahi aayee. Ramu: ..

Ek Aadmi Ko Ye Sunkar Sadma Lag Gaya.. Jab Uski Kaam Walli Bai Ne Kha..!!

Ek aadmi ko ye sunkar sadma lag gaya.. Jab uski kaam walli bai ne kha..!! . . . . . Sahab! Facebook pe ..

Ravan- Sigret Hai Kya?

Ravan- Sigret hai kya? Hanuman- Nahi Ram- 1 packet hai na de do. Hanuman- Aap chup rahiye prabhu. Saale ke 10 sir hai pura packet khatam ..

In My Heart Our Luv Is Heard Like A Ring Tone.

In my heart our luv is heard like a ring tone. In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail. But when I called for response Subscriber ..

Dil Diya Tha MOHABBT Ki Nishani Samajh Kar,

Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar, Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar. Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne, Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI ..

Methi Methi Yadon Ko Palko Mai Saja Lena

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna mai latren may betha ho poti k lie bijli ajae to MOTOR yad ..

Memon To Shop Keeper: Yaar Zara Toothbrush Dena Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai

Memon to Shop keeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya q lerahe ho Memon: ..

Kehte Hai 1000 Saal Pehle

Kehte hai 1000 saal pehle Husn aur Mohabat apas mei dost the. Ek raat dono sath baithe the k itne mai chand nikl aya. Mohabat ne chand ki ..

Teri Pyari Surat Pe Dil Harun,

Teri pyari surat pe dil harun, Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun, Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh, Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche ..

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo, Mujh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai, PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo, CiGeratte Ki DuKaan aaGai ..

Baithe Tere Khayalo Me, Kore Kagaz Pe Likha Tera Naam… Tasvir Bhi Bana Dali Aur Likha Ye Paigam..

Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam… Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. ‘Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ..

IIT Exam Santa Got 1 Question

IIT Exam Santa got 1 question Prove Sin x = 6n Santa cancelled 'n' from both d sides. Then six=6 & wrote: Kuch to standrd rakha karo ..

Baap Ne Bete Ki Talahshi Li

Baap ne bete ki talahshi li Cigrate Beer or Gals k No. nikle Baap ne bahut mara, pucha kb se Chal rha h sab? Beta (rote hue) – Papa ..

Teacher: Galti Hone Pe Maafi Magne Wale Ko Kya Kahte Hai?

Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai? Stud: Samajhdar Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte ..

Chingu

Chingu Pingu Mingu Kya ye bacche apke hai, Ager nahi to aage bhejdo, Jiske honge rakh lega, Surat mil rahi thi to ..

Nigahen Nigahon Se Mila Ke To Dekho,

Nigahen nigahon se mila ke to dekho, Dil k raaz bata ke to dekho, Har koi aa jayega pass tumhare bus 1 hafta lagatar naha ke to dkho ..

Aap Itne Achchhe Lagte Ho,

Aap Itne Achchhe Lagte Ho, Dil Ko Mere Bhaate Ho. Kasam Se Wo Ada To Aapki Jaan Le Leti Hai. Jab Jukhaam Me Aap Naak Se Gubbara Fulaate ..

GODS Are Also I.T. Engineers

GODS are also I.T. Engineers BRAHMA System installer VISNU System supporter SHIV System Programmer NAARAD Data transfer YAM ..