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Yun PAKISTAN Se Dushmani Achi Nahi Indiasheela Teri jawan He or Munni pahle hi badnaam he
Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused... Since Dat day, Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!
Best Knowledge..Sab Puchty Rehty Hen K Jalebi Aur Pakoray Ko English Me Kiya Kehty Hen??.“Jalebi” Ko English Me “SYRUP FILLED RING”Aur“Pakoray” Ko English me “FRITTERS” Kehte Hen.Kuch Tum Bhi seekh lo Yaar.Har Waqt puchty hi Na Raha Kero Sabse(-,-)_//_Me to Bachpan se hi Genius Hun ;-) B-)( ‘.’)/’/) (_/ /_Ab Batao Beta k Chocolate ko Urdu me kia kehte hen?? :-D
18 year old boy: Will you marry me?18 year old girl: Get lost! No!.......5 year old boy: Will you marry me?18 year old girl: OMG! He's so cute... yes yes I will!Age does matte
shoher: Tum Itni Udaas Q Ho? Kiya Hua??Begum: Tumhare Laptop Me Ek Folder "My Documents" K Naam Se Hai,Jab K Uska Naam "Our Documents" Hona Chahiye Tha,Is Ka Matlab Hai K Tum Mujh Se Piyar Nahi Kerty,Jao Me Tum Se Baat Nahi Kerti.. :-D
Pathan Bike chala raha thaPathan PRAD0 wale se:Kabi Bike dekha hy?PRAD0 wala:Ja apna kaam krPathan phr PRAD0 k brabar aya or bola:Kabi Bike dekha hy?PRADO wala:Pagal hy kya meri 40 lakh ki gari or muje Bike se jala raha hy!Kuch dair baad PRADO wale ne dekha Bike udhar pari hy or pathan kahin para hyPRADO wala:Ye kya hua?Pathan:Kabi bike dekha hy?PRADO wala ghusse se bola:Han dekhi hy bol ab?Pathan:Iska BREAK kidhar hota hy?.
Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ?Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han :(Boy : Kitne Aye Han ?Girl: Sirf 90%Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf KroEnnye Numbran Vich Te 3 MunddayePass ho Jande Ne :D :P
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me… But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position…
Mujhe Raat bhar yeh baat sone Nahi deti Farazke Zindagi 4 din ki hai to TEST MATCH 5 din key kio :p
Only two types of Communications are fastest in the world......E-mail to email&Female to female...:-):-D
Tere Haseen Hathon Ka Ehtram Kerty Hen Faraz.. Warna Yassu Panju Me Hum Kabhi Muaf Nahi Kerty.. :-D
Jab hota hai tera didar.. Dil darakta hai bar bar.. Jab hota hai tera didar.. Dil darakta hai bar bar..Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab mang lo udha
Question by a student !! If a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects, Then... How could you expect a single student to learn ALL subjects ?
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
A husband and wife were arguing over some issue.After heated arguments for a long time, wife finally said: Tell me dear, do you want to win or do you want to be happy?Argument ended!
THREE Most Innocent Faces In The World...'1- "A Sleeping Baby.":2- "Udhar Mangane Wala Aadmi";And The Third Most Innocent Face;;3- "Hamare Parents k Samne BethaHua Apna Dost." :-) :-D
Adhyaapak: kya padhaoon aaj?Ladka: Sir, aaj Nikah padha Dijiye, roll no.-7 ke saath.
History Teacher: Name some Famous Pakistanis Who Struggled Against the British.?..Student: "Imran Khan, Javed Miandad, Saeed Anwar, Shahid Afridi Etc.." :-D

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