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Love Never Dies…

Two lovers planed to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
girl closed her eyes & return back,
saying,
LOVE IS BLIND.
Boy n air opened his parachute,
saying,
LOVE NEVER DIES…..

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Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?Sardar: BAProfessor:For sodium?Sardar: NAProfessor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA& 2 atoms of NA combined?Sardar: BANANA
Boy & Girl in restaurant Boy:- I Love u Girl:- I don’t Love u Boy:- Think again? Girl:- I told u. No no & no Boy :- Waiter, bring separate bills. Girl:- ok ok……. I Love u too……….
Ransome virus mein itana dam nahin ki vo Set-Max seSuryavansham Delete kar sake!
Breaking News:.Shahid Afridi ne Gulshan-E-Iqbal Block-13.D mai Tandoor kholne ka faisla kra liya.BOOM BOOM Chapati..:-)
Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?” Receiptionist: “One second sir….”. Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
The GIRL fell in love with a BOY at second sight because at first sight She didn’t know that he was very rich…
Apane room mein 2 window dekhkar chaunka yuvak,Whatsapp band hone par pahali baar kiya gau
Siripala told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It’s already raining. Siripala: So what take an umbrella and go.
Teacher: Pappu, Tumne Aaj Bhi Apna Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Doon?Pappu: Teacher, Mere Bagal Wali Ladki Ne Bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum Dono Ko Class Se Bahar Nikal DoPleaseee...
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Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
Sardar : Ye Bakra Q Zibah kiya??Pathan : Hum ny Mannat manga tha wo pura ho gaya.Sardar : Kis Baat ki Mannat.Pathan : Hamara Murgi Gum huwa tha, Wo aaj Mil gaya hai..;-p:-)
SMOKE Everyday plz! SMOKE means S - Send M - Me O - One K - Kool SMS E - Every day! so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME..... OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!...............................very funny sms
TAZA HAWA K LIAY MAIN THORI DAIR TERIS PAY KYA GYA BACHO LOGO NY SHOR MACHA DIA K EID KA CHAND NAZAR A GYA HAIO INSAN BANO HALY 22 ROZE PYE NE.......
After A Terrible Fight...Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after that, I'll permanently go to my mother's house....Husband: "TAXI"... ;-)Hahahaha
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