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Doctor Sardar Se:

Doctor Sardar Se:
Tum Ny Is Admi Ko
Galay Me Rassi Bandh Ker Q Halaak Kiya.??

Sardar:
Janab Is K Seeny Per Saanp Ny Kaat Liya Tha
Aur Me Ny Parha Tha K
Jahan Saanp Ny Kata Ho
Us Se Thora Ooper Kas K Rassi Bandhni Chahiye.. :-D

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