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Me: Aage ka kiya plan hai?

Cousin: pehle engineering,

phir PHD, phir MBA ka socha hai, aur ap?

Me: Qourma khane ka socha hai 😉

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Degrees of girls! B.A.-Beautiful Angel B.E.-Beautiful Eyes B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure B.Com-Beautiful Communication M.B.A.-Married But Awesome.
Aao Dard Baant'ty Hen.. Tum Apni Ungli Darwazy Me Do, Phir Hum Tum Mil Ker Cheekh Maarty Hen.. :-D
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u from darkness & if after u pray & u r still in darkness, plz pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL!
I just want to sit down and watch a nice movie with a girlfriend.Can anyone recommend.....His nice girlfriend?
Ek Dafa Ek Bandar ne Apni Maa se pucha: "Hum itne Bad-Surat kyun hote hen??Maa ne Jawab diya: Beta Khuda ka Shukar Adaa kro aur Us ko Dekho Jo SMS Parh rha hai.. ;-p
Pakistani Larkiyan Khubsurti Me First Prize Leny Hi Wali Thin KAchanak Judges Ki Nazar Un K Peron Per Chali Gai..!
Boy (In Emotional Mood) : Mom, Zindagi me Kamyabi k liye kiya kerun???Mom : Sab se Pehly Pathar le,Aur Apna Mobile Torr de...;-0 :-(
Son: Dad I got punished in school today. Dad: Why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me. Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot” I Just asked “which end”…? 😛
A small boy took a knife and wrote his girlfriend's name on his hand After a minute he started crying loudly... Why??? . . . Paining??? No..!! Then???.. Spelling mistake..!! :O
aajkal to bachchon ko itane saare Number milate hain,98.4, 99.4, 99.5, 100! mujhe to bas aisa sirf Fever hi aata tha.
Allah Ny Tumhen Is Liye Paida Kiya K Tum Uski Ebadat Kero.. Namaz Parho,, Rozay Rakho.. Quran Parho.. Uska Zikr Kero.. Deeni Kitaben Parho.. . Per Tum, , , , , SMS Parh Rahy Ho.. Sharam Kero.. :-D
A man lost alone on an island. One day he decided to build a wood boat. Suddenly a girl came there & the man use the wood 4 making bed. Moral : A girl can change ur aim.
boy:I luv u girl:Me too boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho? girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho boy: U cheater.. main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho.
Earlier:Love started with eyes, Grew with gifts, ended with tears.Now:Love starts from cellphone, Grows with messages and Ends with - "The number your calling is currently busy please try again later"!
When ever "I wanna fall in luv wid my books. My bed falls in love wid me" n I believe, pyar usi se karo jo tumse pyaar kare....Isnot it?
Phool Insano Se Ziyada Khubsurat Hoty Hen, Lekin Kuch Insan Phoolon Se Bhi Ziyada Khubsurat Hoty Hen,,Jese K "Aap" Ko SMS Kerny Wala.. :-) Wese Me Kabhi Ghuroor Nahi Kerta. :-D
hamare muqqadar main raaton ki neend nhi hain to kya hua?? hum muqqadar ko bhudhu banake din main hi so jaatein hai...
Teacher: Me Jo Bhi Sawal Kerun To Us Ka Answer Ek Sath Dena."How much is Six plus 4.?"..Class: Ek Sath.. :-DHaahaha

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