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Teacher- Bus Ke Driver Aur Conductor Mein Kya Fark Hota Hai ??

Teacher- Bus ke Driver aur Conductor mein kya Fark hota hai ??


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pappu - Conductor agar So jaye toh Kisi ka Ticket nahi katega..&

Driver Agar So Jae toh Sabka Ticket Kat Jaega :O :p :D

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