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Doctor To Injured Patient:

Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi to
tumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha.
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Patient:
Kaun sa road?
Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha.. 🙂 😛

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