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Me Ne Paani Me Ek Ka Sikka Dala,,

Me ne Paani Me Ek Ka Sikka Dala,,
Aur God Se Ek Pyara Sa Dost Manga,,
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Mujhe Aap Mil Gaye..
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Aur Upar Se Awaz Aayi:
"Ek Rupey Me Itna Hi Milta Hai..;-p ;-)

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