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Next Generation Kindergarten Poem:

Next generation Kindergarten poem:
Chatting Chatting?
Yes Papa!
Girlfriend setting?
No Papa!
Telling lies?
No Papa!
Open your Whatsapp.
Ha ha ha...

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Money is made from Paper, Paper is made from Woods, Woods are from Trees, Which means Money grows on Trees
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Aaj ka GyaanJitanee marjee inglish seekh lo…Sapana to Hindi mein hi aayega!
Santa calls up "White house".Santa: I want to be the next president of USA.Obama: Are you an idiot?Santa: Why? Is it a qualification?
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
Every husband gets a wireless net connection by default, it is called,...WifeEye!
Dhådkån Dil Ki Ruk Jåti Hai; Sånse Aksår Thåm Jåti Hai; Båhut Buri Hålat Hoti Hai Yååro; Jåb Girlfriend Se Shåådi Kårne Ki Nåubåt Aåti Hai!
Mom: Beta Derwazy Per Gandy Hathon K Nishan Aap K Hen??Pappu: No Mom, Me To Laat Maar Ker Derwaza Kholta Hun.. :-D
Girlfriend : Will u love me after marriage also? Boyfriend : It depends on your husband, if he allowe me....
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
A cow was walking Newton stopped it. It stopped. He found his 1st law "An object continues to move unless it's stopped" He gave a force by kicking d cow, it gave a sound 'MA' He formulated d 2nd law "F = MA" After sometimes d cow gave a kick to newton Then he formulated d 3rd law "Every action has an equal & opposite reaction"
A very caring sentence written on the T-shirt of a girl walking on the road:...."You are not looking at the road, please be careful..
CID ne Sony se nata jod liya CID ne Sony se nata jod liya... Aur jis room me mana raha tha Abhijeet suhagraat Daya ne wohi darwaza tod diya.!!
Husband: Will U marry, after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Will U marry, after I die. Husband: No I will also live with ur sister.
Santa: I'm going to watch 'Mission Impossible' tonight.Banta: On cable or at theatre?Santa: No no, not the film, my wife bought a slim fit jeans and she is going to try it!

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