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A 4 APPLE

A 4 APPLE
B 4 BARA APPLE
C 4 CHOTA APPLE
D 4 DOOSRA APPLE
E 4 EK AUR APPLE
F 4 FREE APPLE
G 4 GREEN APPLE
H 4 …..
Ho gia na pait kharab, Or khao itne Apple.

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GOLDEN RULE "Agar Koi Apko Patthar maarY To Ap Usko Phool Maaro. . . LekiN . . . . . . . . . . . . GamlY k SaatH. . .*
The captain of a team says to the Umpire, “My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking.” The Umpire says, “No.” The captain says, “Well we think you’re an asshole, then.”
A little boy went up to his father and asked : ” Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? ” His father replied : “Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine. ”
99% larkian kabi apni galti nai mantein Baki 1% galti maan kar adhay ghanty baad keh dete hai ke galti wese tumhari the :P
Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho? Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslieTeacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late ayeStudent: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
??'?'\????\=(�??)=/????/'?? ? ? ? Etne din beet gaye koi chutkula nahi bheja Dost, chal goli kha.....
Leave Application By A Cute Kid.. "Dear Teacher ji, Wen I Cum, Rain Chham Chham. Leg My Phisla, I Gira Dham. Niche My Bag & Ooper was Hum. Is liye 2 Days, I Not Cum.?" :-D
Girlfriend: Any plans for 14 Feb?Pappu: 14 Ko Jaldi Sounga, 15 Ko India-Pakistan Match Hai Na...Girlfriend: Tu Single Hi Marega.
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate “WIFE” & “MOTHER” Student: Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER” & After Marriage We Sleep With Our “WIFE”.
Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha! Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..? Aurat: Mera Pati kya, Mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.
Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.Wife: Jao, Ja Kar Bartan Saaf Kar Do.Husband: Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun, Pagli!
Arz Kiya Hai.. Aye Germi, Itna Na Itraa.. Agar Himmat Hai To January Me Aa K Dikha.. :-)
Friend 1: I bought a guitar that tells time Friend 2: How does it work, bro? Friend 1: Everytime i play it, my neighbors screams It is 2 AM, Idiot
Meeting your friends girlfriend for the first time like, Hello i am the co-author of all the text Messages you receive
Ab tu hi bata kis tarhan niklen hum mohabbat k is jaal se,.....Kaaly kaaly faalsy khatay mithy faalsay.(.")/unclemasala/()todaal dain/>
Yun PAKISTAN Se Dushmani Achi Nahi Indiasheela Teri jawan He or Munni pahle hi badnaam he
Whats the height of hope??It is: sitting in d exam hall,holding the question paper in handn telling your self"dude,dont worry.Exams will get postponed!"

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