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Girl: Plz mere husband ko andr bula lijiye Doctor : Ghabrao nhi mai ek sharif admi hu..... Girl : Ap smjhe nhi, bahar apki nurse akeli hai....
1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai Kya apne kaha 6? Galat jawab 1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he Bade aye! Cricket k shokeeeen!
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that you were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?Santa: Shadi..Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?Santa:”DADDY “
Pappu: Say, mother, how much am I worth?Jeeto: You're worth more than crores to me, dear. But why are you asking?Pappu: Well, then, could you advance me 100 bucks?
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.
At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife..!!!
Quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:All girls are devils;But my wife is the queenof...all of them.
7-year-old Tim views on beer: "I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets."
Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th grade Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night?? Gal- Yes! Boy- Can I replace it for da rest of ur life?
Us Ny Pucha Husn Kiya Hai..?? Me Ny Apni Tasveer Share Ker Di.. :-) Ammi Kehti Hen K Me Lakhon Me Ek Hun.. :-D
Papa: whom do u like more mama or papakid: bothPapa: no tell me 1.Kid: bothPapa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go?Kid: parisPapa: this mean u like ur mother?Kid: no.Paris is beautiful then americaPapa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u goKid: americaPapa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before . .Papa: Ullu da Pattha.. ;-p
Gaanv ki ek ladaki ghar se bhaag gai.. 3 din baad laut ke aai.. baap(gusse mein) : ab ka laive aai hai karamjali? beti: patali pin kau Charger......chutkule in hindi
Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend
Teacher: Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Reh Jaae To Kya Ho Sakta Hai.? . Santa: Sir, Very Simple Sher Chori Ho Sakta Hai..!!
Uncle: Beta Aaj Kal Kya Kar Rahe Ho.? . Boy: Ji.. Engineering. . . Uncle: Ohh.. Humko Laga Padhai Wadhai Karte Hoge.. :-D
Notebandi hue poore 9 mahine ho gae hain,Badhai ho ladka hua hai jiska naam G S T hai

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