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SARDAR: Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ? , , PATHAN: Jootay se maar do:)
1 Pathan Dukaan Walay se :Aur Janab, Kese Ho??Dukaan Wala : Bas Aapki Dua Chahiye.Pathan : Wo Hum Tum ko nahi de ga.Dukan Wala : Magar Q ??Pathan : Q k Dua Hamara Beti hai...:-)
Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
Hindi Teacher to Santa: What is the name of your father?Santa: Google Singh Teacher: How's that name?Santa: Where ever I go, he always finds me out.
Finally, I told my parents that I want aBlackberry or An AppleMy Mother said:..........“Ghar mein Mosambi hai, pehle wohkha”..:P:P
1st Employee 2 Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? 2nd: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen. 1st: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Quin Nahi Banaya? 1st Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker 2nd Se Pucha: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? 2nd: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen. 1st: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Quin Nahi Banaya? :-D
Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market.Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store.Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about!
Notebandi hue poore 9 mahine ho gae hain,Badhai ho ladka hua hai jiska naam G S T hai
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
Sir: What is a 'line'? . . . . . . . . . . . . A genius answered: A line is a dot, Going for a walk. :)
What happened 2 ur mobile? I was trying 2 call u but I got this msg: Welcome 2 the jungle network, the monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days,
Ye Jo Piyara Sa Chehra Mera Msg Parh Raha Hai,Yaa RAB,,Ye Jahan Bhi Rahy,,,,,"INSAN" Ban K Rahy..;-)Aameen..:D
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. So what do the rest have? . . . . . They have girl friends
Jab koi itna khas Ban jayeUske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jayeTo Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
Teacher: 1 bike pe kitane adami baith sakate hain? Pappu: 13 men. teechar: vo kaise?Pappu: 1 chaalak aur 2 chhakke!.........clean papu jokes
Why Indian women have red Dot(Bindi) on their forehead? Becasue they record everything.. every time you talk to your wife and husband mind should remember that- "This conversions may be monitored or recorded for internal traning quality purposes and would be used against you any time"
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