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Why Indian Women Have Red Dot(Bindi) On Their Forehead?

Why Indian women have red Dot(Bindi) on their forehead?
Becasue they record everything.. every time you talk to your wife
and husband mind should remember that-
"This conversions may be monitored or recorded
for internal traning quality purposes and would be used against you any time"

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