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Brothers Santa N Banta

Brothers Santa n Banta were in d same class.
Teacher: Y u wrote ur father's name diff?
Boys: Madam tusi fir kehna c nakal maari.

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Laley di jaan, Sade wal bhi kero Dhayan Assi ha bahut pareshan Towade walon na koi bell Na koi msg da Nishan Kithey O mere jaan
Ik Aadmi chupke se Jahanum se nikal ker jannat mai chala gaya Frishta na paker ker khoob mara Aadmi utha aur bola Tuhade ina harkatan to koi jannat wich nai anda.
Tu PAAK Khuda di chah warga,Sadde Pend nu jandey rah warga,Tenu pulliye v te kenj sajna?Tu aandey jandey sah warga
Na fashion diyan ruttan hundiyan, Na hi do do guttan hundiyan, Sab naaz te nakhre bhull jandiyan, Jeh kudiyan de vi muchhan hundiyan.
Barsat vich asi pani Ban k rur jana,Pat jhar vich asi phul banke jhar jana,Kee hoya je aj tenu tang karde han,Ik din ase tenu dase bina he tur jana.
Molvi ne raat ko ek haseen larki ko dekh kar pocha: Sunain G... Aap kon hein? Girl= gusse se ! CHURAIL, Molvi= Tay fair chimbardi q nai...?
Dil nu lag jaan rog te ki kariye, Kise di yaad vich akhiyan ron te ki kariye, Tu sanu milan di tamanna rendi ae har dam, Par jay yaar hi pul jaan te ki kariye.. !!
E raat inni suni kyon hundi ae, Sabnu apne muqadar ton shikayat kyon hundi ae, E muqadar vi ajeeb khed khed da ae.............. Jo sannu mil nahi sakda usi naal sannu mohabbat kyon hundi ae.
Kuch milde ne yaar hawaa banke, kuch DUA banke. Thode yaad rehnde, bahute bhull jande, Te kuch vass jande ROOh vich saah banke...
Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note melaNote ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK".Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha, owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola"KHAIR MUBARAK"
ainan sohniyan de ik kam sohne utton husn da nakhra kamal kar deakh wich kajjal teer wanjoojadon waikhde sineyun par kar dekalle hon te akhen tere aan tere aan mahfil wich zulm hajar kar deched dila ainan sohniyan da kheda ain nai dilon kise naal pyar kar de
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Santa prays daily for 2 hr, "Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade. After 11 yrs VaheGuru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket to le le"
Jadon hanjuan di nadi par kara main, Tera baith ke kinaare intzaar kara main, Tenu mere naal vadh ke pyar kare koi, Menu ohda naam dus ohnu v pyar kara main.
Piyaar RAB ne sab nu vakh vakh ditta ,Kisey nu ‘lakh’ Ditta,Sanu Tawadey jaya Dost Ditta,Yani Saanu Lakh to Vi Sawa lakh Ditta..

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