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Modern Definition Of Wife

Modern Definition of "Wife"

Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single...

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I Cried When I Failed In 2 Subjects, . . . . . . But . . . . . . I laughed When I Came To Know My Friend Failed In 4 Subjects... ;-) :-P
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Kaisy Mumkin Tha Kisi Or Waseelay Se Ilaaj Faraz…Ishq Ka Rog Tha “Abba g de Chitar paey te araam aya”
Admi: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Honi Chahye Ya shadi ke Bad Me? . Boy: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Ho Ya Shadi k Bad Bus Uski Khbar Bv Ko Nhi Honi Chye
Difference Between Horror & Beautiful Beautiful Night Is When You Hug Your Teddy Bear and Sleep. Horror Is When Your Teddy Hugs You Back
A boy was trying 2 propose a girl finally he proposed in unique way; "kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar Mere Bete ko Dogi.??"
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Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA &PANTY. Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is notallowed! Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
A tragic Love-story: A Pig fell in love with a Hen.. 1 day they kissed each other! . . . Next day, the Pig died of Bird Flu! & the Hen died of Swine Flu !!
Whatsapp Walo ne bhi hadd kar Rakhi haiAb kehte hai ,Ye cigarette4 group me bhejo ,Dhuan admin Ke muh se niklegaHad ho gayee… Yaar aise thodi hota hai…
A murghi falls in love with kawwa.Murgha found out.Murgha:Mujh me kia kami hai.Mae tum se mohbt karta hun.Mujh se ziada pyar tum se koi bhi nai kar sakta koi b nai..Aisa kia hai os kawway me jo mujh me nai..Murghi:I respect ur emotions but He is in Airforce:-o
Baithe tere khayalo me, kore kagaz pe likha tera naam… Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam.. ‘Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nagad inam…
Wife:” Dear, this computer is not working as permy command...........Husband:” Exactly darling! its a computer, not aHusband… :l /l
THREE Most Innocent Faces In The World.. . ' 1- "A Sleeping Baby." : 2- "Udhar Mangane Wala Aadmi" ; And The Third Most Innocent Face; ; 3- "Hamare Parents k Samne Betha Hua Apna Dost." :-) :-D
Ek Aurat Molvi K Pass Ja Ker Boli: 'Janab Me Ny Suna Hai K Takabbur Bohat Bada Gunah Hai, Per Me Jab Bhi Sheesha Dekhti Hun Mujhy Apni Khubsurti Per Bada Takabbur Ata Hai, Me Is Gunah Se Kese Bachu.??' Molvi Sahab: Jisay Aap Takabbur Keh Rahi Ho, Wo Asal Me Ghalat Fehmi Hai Aur Ghalat Fehmi Koi Gunah Nahi.'
Do U know the full form of COLLEGE- C-Come, O-On, L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each, G-Girl, E-Equally...... Thats why boys go to college regularly....
If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me !
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,But I can't send you all of them,It will take a lot of time,So I'm sending you just 1 joke..."You are so beautiful"

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