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LOVERS Photo In Your Purse

Always keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.
When ever you are in big trouble see the photo.
You will feel that No other problem bigger than this...

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Aaj kal logo phone ka contact list dekhakar hi dil ghabara jata hai. "Mummy New" "Papa 2" "Wife Old" "Sasu Jio"
Dear 'hmmmmm' and 'k',You both should honestly get arrested for killing conversations!
Bebas Ker Deti Hai Mujhy Doston Ki Mohabbat Warna.. . Jitni Tum Log Kanjoos Ho Dil Kerta Hai Tumhen Blank Msg Bhi Na Kerun.. :-) :-D
Hum Ny Jis Ko Dil Diya,Wo Dilli Chali Gai...Jis Se Piyar Kiya, Wo Italy Chali Gai...Dil Ny Socha K Khudkushi Ker Lun,,,Jab Switch Me Ungli Di, To Kambakhat Bijli Hi Chali Gai.. ;-)
Quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:All girls are devils;But my wife is the queenof...all of them.
Aye GULAB Apni Khushboo ko Mere Doston per "Nachor" de,,"Ye Sardi k Mousam me Aksar Nahaya nahi kerty"Naha liya kero Yaar...;-pJumma Mubarak
Khubsoorat AkhlaaqHazaron MusibtonSeNijaat Dilata Hai,,Magar,Bivi Se Nahi..;-p
Wife: Me Aapse Baat nai karungi.Husband: OKWife: Kiya Tum Reason nahi sunna chahte?Husband: Nahi Me Tumhare Faisle ki Izzat kerta hun...;-p:)
If I were to make a dictionary: CUTE=you; SWEET=you; THOUGHTFUL=you; GOOD LOOKING=you; GORGEOUS=you; LIAR=me !
girl : if you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai girl : i know per formality to karni hi padegi
he came 2 me 1 nite ........ explored my body........ licked-sucked-swallowed & had his fill........ when satisfied he left.......... i was hurt.............................. damn mosquito!
Wife Ghusse Se: Kal Aap Padosan keSaath Movie dekhny Gaye Thy...?..Husband: Phir Kis K Sath Jata, Aaj Kal Ki Movies Biwi BacchonYa Family Ke Saath DekhneWali Kahan Banti hen. ;-p :-D
Kahan Pe Ho? ReplyNahi Kerna Plzz..Jahan bhi ho,Khush Raho Apny Kharchay per.:)Sab ko Send kero Aur dekho Kon Kahan Hai..:-)
Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions...Teacher: If 1000 Kgs= Ton...Then, For 3000 Kgs How Much ? .Student: Ton!Ton!Ton.. ;-p ;-)
Sach to yah hai ki chaand par kadam rakhane vaale insaan Baahubali the, bas naam ko English mein Translate karake Arm-Strong rakh liya tha.
Tappu khet mein pet khaali kar raha tha,usane do baar hava chhoni Gasing Ki.....Purr... Purr....ek suar aur usaka beta ye sab dekh rahe the .Beta -"maan, mujhe bhookh lagi hai..." Suar - ruk ja beta, 1 siti aur lagane de...
Wats D Diff Between Gandi, Shraad & Lalu? Gandi-Didnt Know Wats Lie Shraad Doesnt Know Wats Truth & Lalu Doesnt Know D Difference
Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?Baita: shuru kisnay kia

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