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This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number. We are truly sorry for the inconvenience !
Arz kiya hai Sandaas k pani me tairta hua gu, Zara gaur farmaiyega Sandaas k pani me tairta hua gu, Gu se yaad aaya, Kaisa hai re tu ??
I'll ask a question U should answer only by saying yes or no. Here is the question... Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient???
I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I’m sending you just 1 joke . . . “You are so beautiful”
What is the difference between ‘U’ and ‘I’… . . . . . . . . . . . . ‘U’ is a curved line and ‘I’ is a straight line…
Twinkle Twinkle little star eye brow pencil,cold cream jar, powder, lip stick perfume too, make the beauty out of you…
Someday u may lose ur hair.. u may lose ur teeth, ur money & even ur mind. But there is 1 thing u will never lose... n that is ur Good Looks! coz... u cant lose what u never had!
SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO ..
You are so beautiful, gorgeous, honest and faithful… It is a pity that I dont like animals!!!
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know what you are,
What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4 new talent. I've suggested ur name. Pls go & meet him. The movie's name is "AQAL HO NA HO"
Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
If I need a brain transplantation I will prefer your brain. Don’t think you are a genious. I just wanted a brain which is never been used before!
Jab bhi tujhe dekhta hu bas 2 hi lines yaad aati hain Bhoot pishaach nikat nahi aaye, Mahaveer jab naam sunaye.
Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You ... !! Never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person Always Consider Yourself A Beautiful Monkey...... =P ;->
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried abt u coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
Sweetest kiss: on 4head Loveliest kiss: on cheeks Most Romantic kiss: on lips N d hottest kiss:…. … … … … on d bike’s silencer after it has run 100 km. JUST TRY IT!!!

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