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Teacher: Senior Aur Junior Ka Matlab Batao ?Pathan: Jo Samandar K Nazdeek Rehta Ho Usay Senior (Sea+Near) Kehty Hen Aur Jo Zoo K Nazdeek Rehta Hai Usay Junior (Zoo+Near) Kehty Hen.. :-) :-D
Shortest Love Story..Boy : Suno....Girl : Haan Bhai....The End .. ;-)
Millions of people write Love Letters.But everyone send there 1st love letter mostly to me.Just imagine how lucky I am!Great words Said by,—DUST BIN—
Pappu ke papa ne ghar ke Internet-WiFi ko band karva diya kyoki papu sara din Whatsapp-Facebook par Friends-Girlfriends sechat karta rahta tha.... Kitne mahino ke baad parosi ka bina password ka WiFi Connect ho gayaToilet mein phone saath lekar gaya Pappu 5 ghante tak nahin nikala baahar, gharvaalon ne darvaaza tod kar nikaala
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
She Proposed Me But I Was Rude..Waah WaaahShe Proposed Me But I Was Rude,...Being Single Is My attitude… =P
Kal Ek Aadmi Sir Muh Lapait kerGuzar Raha Tha,,,,Logon Ny Bachon KaAghwa Kerny Wala Samajh KerKhoob Pitaai Ki....Baad Me Pata Chala K Bechara,,,,Shadi K Liye Facial Kerwa Ker Aaraha Tha.. ;-p ;-)
Supreme Court ordered to ban Haldiram's Nut cracker and Kurkure Nut Cracker in Delhi NCR during 31 december and Happy New Year Eve 2018
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
Bivi Apny Shoher se: Aap ko Birthday per kiya Gift kerun??Shoher: Aap Bas mujhy piyar se dekha karen,Meri Izzat karen,Baat tameez se Kiya Karen,Aur Lara Mat karen, Ye hi Kaafi Hai.Bivi:Nahi, nahi Me to gift hi Dungi...;-p:-)
Pathan begam ke liye chapal lene gayadukandar:Pathan G size batao?Pathan:yar wo tu main bhool gaya hun! Aisa karo meri KAMAR pe nishan dekh lo. . .**rks*
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,Agar hamesha muskurana ho toBRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA
Always have aBACKUPBEFOREBREAKUP!
girl on phoneGirl: janu i m missing u very much where r u since morning????.boy: abi tou bat hoi hai hmarai 2 min pehlay.girl: oh! phr se tujhay hi lg gai call ... :p
Wife Ghusse Se: Kal Aap Padosan keSaath Movie dekhny Gaye Thy...?..Husband: Phir Kis K Sath Jata, Aaj Kal Ki Movies Biwi BacchonYa Family Ke Saath DekhneWali Kahan Banti hen. ;-p :-D
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito netinstead of bullet proof jacketwhy????Sardar repliedO jis wich machar nai war sakdagoli kithon lange gi…..
Examiner:why are you under tension?Did you forget admit card, ID, or calculator?Studnt:No Sir!By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today :-)
Santa: beta tumhaare Resulat ka kya hua? Pappu: paapa 99% Santa: Shocked! Santa: par tumhare report card mein to 35% likha hua hai. Pappu: paapa baaki 64% subsidies me aaega......clean papu jokes
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