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Girl: janu i m missing u very much where r u since morning????
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boy: abi tou bat hoi hai hmarai 2 min pehlay
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girl: oh! phr se tujhay hi lg gai call ... :p

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Air Hostess: Would you like some coffee?Pakistani Cricketer: Yes.Air Hostess: Espresso or Latte?Pakistani Cricketer: Espresso. Latte Pakistan mein Khayenge!
Why love marriageis better than arranged???Because"A KNOWN DEVILIS BETTER THANAN UNKNOWN GHOST"
Dedicated To All Engineering Students............just imagineu r alone in a dense forest its night a fearful wind blows andu find a ghostly old building there of 15 feet tall with fearful heart uapproach near the building suddenly a dead body falls on u and a great light fillson the building then;;;;;;;draw the 1,front view2.top view3.side view of the buildingand also discuss the parabolic path covered by the dead body. :-)
Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the bestGirl: All the best to you tooBut girl scored 80 marks & boy failedMoral: Only boys wish with true heart.
father means care of life mother means love for life friends means share with life lover means playing with life
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u from darkness & if after u pray & u r still in darkness, plz pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL!
a girl to doctor on phone:Meri behn ko curent laga hai , hm kia krein?Doctor: Ap 2 nafal shukraney k ada krein k ap ki taraf light hai...
Shehar Me Choohy Idhar Udhar Chupty Phir Rahy Thy.. News Reporter Ny Un Se Pucha: "Tum Idhar Udhar Q chupty Phir Rahy Ho.?" Chooha Bola: Ek Billi Qatal Ho Gai Hai, Aur Police Waly Hum Per Shak Ker Rahy Hen.. :-D
Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (new) Boy Again.
Mathematics and Women r similarasThey both are complicated but,Maths is better since it has Logic at least..;-)
Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai......Ki Dimag Hote Hue Bhi Khayal Dil Mein Kyon Aata Hai?
1st Employee 2 Other: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? 2nd: Ji Wo Jutay Bnatay Hen. 1st: Phir Unhon ne Aapko Mochi Quin Nahi Banaya? 1st Admi Ny Sharminda Ho Ker 2nd Se Pucha: Aap K Father Kiya Kerty Hen?? 2nd: Wo Ek Shareef Insan Hen. 1st: Phir Unhon Ne Aapko Shareef Quin Nahi Banaya? :-D
Man1 sitting with dog.Man2:Your dog bits?Man1:NoMan 2 sits and the dog bits!Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!Man:That is not my dog.
Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!
Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it’s 1.5 ltr.
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Us ne yeh keh k meri"ice-cream"main tail dal diaDOST......Har cheez MEEZAN mein achhi lgti hy.

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