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WAPDA Ka Logon Ko Eman Afroz Msg..
WAPDA Ka Logon Ko Eman Afroz Msg.."Dil Me Gaali Deny Se Bhi Roza Toot Jata Hai, Is Liye Meharbani Ker K Gaaliyon Se Perhaiz Karen.." :-D
Batao Aisa Kiya Karen
Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ? , , PATHAN: Baloon se maar do:
Khubsoorat Log Hamesha ye Q kehty hen k
Khubsoorat Log Hamesha ye Q kehty hen k"Me Abhi Busy hun"..?Socho.??????Nahi Pata.?HahaBaad me Bataun ga.."Abhi Me Busy hun"...:-p
Neend Nahi Aati Raat
Neend Nahi Aati Raat ko,, Chain Nahi Aata Din ko,, Mene pucha "Rab" se Kya Yhi Pyar hai.? To "Rab" Bola: Nahi Beta Garmi me Sabka Yehi Haal hai.. :-) Germi Is Back.. :-D
Mom 2 Son: Can U Do Anything Fast That I Can't ?
Mom 2 Son: Can U Do Anything Fast That I Can't ?..Son: Ya Mom, I Can Read My Handwriting Faster Than U.. :-D
mehrban kdrdan dekho mere sms ka kamal
mehrban kdrdan dekho mere sms ka kamal ghanti bajegi bandr nachega mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega..
Unbelievable Fact:
Unbelievable Fact:Many people do not know but you can actually watch a movie or go to a GYM without updating it on Facebook!
Wife : main jald marne wali ho
Wife : main jald marne wali hoHusband : main b jald marne wala hoWife : tum kayo jaldi marna wala hoHusband kayo ka muj sa itni bari khushi bardashat nahi ho gi
Branch Manager
Siripala gets ready , wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, sits on the Branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Siripala : “I’ve been promoted as branch manager.”
Bacha Maa Se
Bacha Maa Se: Ammi Aaj Me School Ground Me Bilkul Shahid Afridi Lag Raha Tha. Maa Khush Ho Ker: Wo Kese Mere Chaand.? Bacha: Kal Ka Home Work Na Kerny Per Teacher Ny Mujh Se Kaha Jao Ground K Beech Me Dono Hath Uper Ker K Khary Ho Jao.. :-D
Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai
Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi . . . . . . . . . . Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata … . . Per Confidence Dekho Bandi ka ;-):-D
Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao.Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi a rha kidhr jau?........................funny sms jokes in hindi
Boys go to college…
Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens
Adult joke
A man was asked, what is a adult joke?
In Battle Sardar Was
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket why? ? ? ? Sardar replied O jis wich machar nai war sakda goli kithon lange gi…..
hellow
hellowhanjiohacchaohhosorrywrongnumbe
Admi: Aaj Chicken Bohat Mazay Ki Bani Hai,
Admi: Aaj Chicken Bohat Mazay Ki Bani Hai, Kiya Koi Khas Masala Dala Hai.??Bivi: Aaj Murgi Thori Si Jal Gai Thi To Us Ko "Burnol" Laga Diya.. ;-)
Mirza Ghalib Kya Khoob
Mirza Ghalib kya khoob keh gae hain, Jald bazi me Shaadi kar k saara jeevan bigaar lo gey, Wah,Wah. . . . . . Or Soch samaj K karoge to bhi konsa "TEER" maar lo gay?
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