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NADRA Officer Aurat Se: Aap Apni Aur Apny Shoher Ki Umar Bataen? Aurat: Meri Shadi K Waqt Meri Umar 18 Saal Aur Mere Shoher Ki Umar 25 Saal Thi. Aaj Mere Shoher Ki Umar Double Yaani 50 Saal Aur Meri Umar Isi Hisab Se 36 Saal Hai.. . Suna Hai K NADRA Officer Abhi Tak Comay Me Hai.. :-D
Nazar andaaz ker dete hai mujh ko wo kuch aiseH.R ke pass perhe ho mere C.V jaise
There are two types of People on Facebook.Lucky: Jinko Crush Ki Request Aati Hai,Unlucky: Jinko Sirf Candy Crush Ki Request Aati Hai!
Husband texts to wife on cell.."Hi,what r u doing Darling?"Wife: I'm dying..!Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."Husband: "Bloody English Language!
Its Hard To Sleep Wen u Know How Burdened ur Mind Is It Is Evn Hardr Going To Sleep Wen u Know der Is Left Ovr Pizza In The Fridge
Teacher: Senior Aur Junior Ka Matlab Batao ? Pathan: Jo Samandar K Nazdeek Rehta Ho Usay Senior (Sea+Near) Kehty Hen Aur Jo Zoo K Nazdeek Rehta Hai Usay Junior (Zoo+Near) Kehty Hen.. :-) :-D
Smartphone rakhne wale chore girlfriend se jadadhan to mobile data off Mobile data On krne me laga dete hai...
Employee: I want Hike.Boss: Install it from 'Play Store'.
Rangeen ho tum Rango se zyada, Mehkte ho tum Phulo se zyada, Smart ho tum Mujhse zyada Agar ye sochte ho tum to. ‘Bewkoof ‘ ho tum had se zyada
TIPS how to save 10 paisa per day....... Isme bhi interested ho..? Kasamm se yaar.. Kaha le jaoge itna bachakar...
Kal Ek Aadmi Sir Muh Lapait kerGuzar Raha Tha,,,,Logon Ny Bachon KaAghwa Kerny Wala Samajh KerKhoob Pitaai Ki....Baad Me Pata Chala K Bechara,,,,Shadi K Liye Facial Kerwa Ker Aaraha Tha.. ;-p ;-)
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Height Of ThinkingTwo Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ........1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.....2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !If V Suicide Than In Next Life AgainWe Have To Study From \’Pre Nursery
Alarm Clock:A small tabletop device used to wake up people who don't have children!
Single raho to jal jal ke mar jana haiRelationship main raho to lar lar ke maar jana hai
Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai? Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . . To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.
Burger Girl: Aaj Mene If-light Jalayi..Aunty Ji: Ye If-light kya hai?Girl: U Illetrate People, If-light Yani Agar Batti...;-p
Friend 1: Bhai Aaj Facebook Ne Bachha Liya.Friend 2: Kaise?Friend 1: Aaj Meri Biwi Ka Birthday Tha!
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