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Husband Texts To Wife On Cell..

Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

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A kid on his way to home with his mom, saw a couple kissing on the road He suddenly shouted and said: “Look mom they are fighting for a chewing GUM”..
Hr jagah Toofan sa Aya hai, Charo taraf hahakar machaya hua hai, Jisko dekho lb pe 1 hi naam chaya hai, Jb bhi bajti hai msg tone, to sb bolte hain lo fir se "Sheela" ka msg aya hai...
Very effective 'Dhamki' by wife during the age of Smart Phones:Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp, Twitter Ko Doge;Mein Utna Time online shopping site per dongi
Importance of thumb- Child use it4sucking.Illiterate people use it4sign,Winners4victory & my FANS use it4readingmy sms Oh U too? Crazy Fan
Son: Can I go to my friend's house for party?Dad: Don't ask me. Ask your mom.Mom: Don't ask me. Ask your dad.Son: Ye Ghar Hai ya Bank ki Loan Branch?
Respect the pan walaHe is the only guy who asks youfor permission: Sahab Choona Lagaoon? :) 😛
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards!
What is the thinnest book in the world?
Boyfriend requested to God- Hazaro ki kismat tere hath H,Agr pass karde to kya bat H. God-Galfrnds thodi kam, patata to kya bat thi,Kitabe to sari tere pass thi.....chutkule in hindi
R u Ashish's friend? I m msg 4m his cell. if u meet him plz tel him 2 come & take his cell. he left it in my car on our last date.... From....Aishwarya rai...
Delhi boys,youngsters openly smoking at house now, says parents or guardian can not see or smell cigarette smoke in this Smog.
A boy used to admire a girl of the same class.One day daringly he went to sit near her. Girl:Why have you come to sit near me? Boy: You know, there is attraction between positive and negative charges. (Hearing this, the girl slaps him) Boy: Why did you slap me? Girl: You know, every action has equal and opposite reaction.
Wife: You don't love me any more. When you see me crying now, you don't ask why.Husband: I'm awfully sorry, my dear, but these questions have already cost me such a lot of money!
Ye waqt ki nazakat hBdalte doar ki majboori hailadko ko ko paratheAurladkiyo ko karaatesikha bahut jaruri hai
sardar jee ap kitnay behan bhai ho.sardar jee. 8ap ka numbar konsa ha.Zong ka.
7 Peer Babay Alag Alag Chataai per Bethy thy..Larka Peer se: BabaJi, MBA ker Liya hai,Ab Agay Kiya Kerun??..Baba Dusray Sathi Se:Ek Aur Chataai Laga Bhai K Liye"...;-p
Mom: Beta Derwazy Per Gandy Hathon K Nishan Aap K Hen?? Pappu: No Mom, Me To Laat Maar Ker Derwaza Kholta Hun.. :-D
Give me some Sunshin;Give me some Rain.Give me another Girlfriend;I am single once again!

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