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There Are Two Types Of People On Facebook.

There are two types of People on Facebook.
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Sardi se Bachny ka Tareeqa........Pata Chalay to Mujhy Bhi Batana,Qasam se Bohat Sardi hai...;-)
New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in ur love, & I don’t want my son to do the same 4 your daughter, So lets make them brother & sister.
Kehty Hen K Aadmi Ko Ek Baar Jahan Se Dhoka Mily Wahan Kabhi Nahi Jana Chahiye,,Per Kiya Karen K Aadmi Ko "Susral" To Jana Hi Parta Hai..!
Syllabus Of 1998.. A For APPLE.. B For BALL.. C For Cow.. D For DOG.. . . Syllabus Of 2018.. A For AATA.. B For BIJLI.. C For CHEENI.. & D For DHAMAKAY.. :-D
Smooth roads never make good drivers Smooth sea never makes good sailors Clear skies never make good pilots Problem free life never makes a strong & good person. Have a tough, but winning day ahead. Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life.
Suna hai 1 bank staff log bhi aandolan karne wale haivo kahte hai hum log- Oriental Bank of Commerce me kaamkarte hai to hume bhi OBC maana jaye
Funny SMS:Two devils came into my dreams.They said, "We want to disturb some good person".I suggest them your name.They said, "We cannot disturb our boss!"
Aaj Jab Light Gai,Tab Andaza Hua K,,,EID Khatam Ho Gai...;-)
A Sweet Story.Once a girl asked a boy:Why we have units 2 measure weight,Height,Force,Speed,Distance etc.But nothing 2 measure Luv,Trust,Frndship.Why?Boy thought for a while,took her in arms,looked in her deep eyes and said:..Dekh janu dimag mat kha!Already physics mein supply hy....
Once Rajnikanth went to McDonalds, He Ordered A Dosa, but Mr. Mc'Donalds refused... Since Dat day, Mr. McDonald sits outside his own restaurant!!
Ultimate Ecstasy:Pulling out a winter coat and going through the pockets and finding 1000 bucks!
Girl: Tum haftay main kitni bar shave kartay ho? Boy: haftay mai nai din mai 30 se 40 bar, Girl; Kya tum pagal ho? Boy; Nahi, main ” Naaii ” hon..
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
Aao Dard Baant'ty Hen.. Tum Apni Ungli Darwazy Me Do, Phir Hum Tum Mil Ker Cheekh Maarty Hen.. :-D
Teacher: Who wants to go to heaven?..Everybody lift their hands except one small boy..Teacher asks him Why u dnt want to go..He says: Mom said come directly home after school
In times of difficulties, don't ever say God I have a big problem, instead say- hey problem, I have a big God & everything will be allright. God Bless u.
Autowala : Sahb 30 Rs. hue... TOM: Ye le 15 Rs. Autowala: Ye to beymani hai... TOM : abe beymani kaisi, tu bhi to baith k aya hai, adha tu de....
Mere pass facebook hai, twitter hai, orkut hai.... tumhare pass kya hai.....? Smart answer: mere pass "Aur bhi kaam hain"....

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