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Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about others and Legends never talk, they send SMS
What is the difference between donkey and Monkey? Monkey saves this message and Donkey deletes this message Choice is Yours ..
The difference betweenscientific theory and realityis like the difference betweenreading the menu and eating dinner.
A couple were arguing.Wife:u dont like anybody in my familyMan:Not true,I like ur mother-in-law better than my mother-in-law!
Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!
Pati: What’s hypnotism? Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein kar K us se man chaha kaam karwana. Pati: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi kehte hein
Friend 1: what did the volcano say to the other volcano? Friend 2: Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak Friend 1: You killed it.
Dont loose hope if you aren’t getting promotion in office.Remember, Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector!!Even after 17 years service.That too despite solving all the cases assigned to them. 100 % Performance.
Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai. Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha, kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!
Beta: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye Aaj aur Abhi, Papa: Beta is Kaam me 9Mahine Lagte hai, BETA: Aap to CONTRACTOR ho 5-6 admi laga do Jaldi Ho jayega..?
A job in Railway Salary 15000/-, job profile: When the headlight of the Engine is not working you have to run infront of the train with a torch, So hurry up… wish u all the best
When WORDS fail, eyes speak.When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
Dear girls.. Aap k Mob No. pe agar koi ladka Faltu ki calls ya miss call kare to unka mob no.. Olx me daal kar post kar do i phone 5 Only 10000 rs.. Me Kasam se jitne Calls aapko nai kiya hoga Usse jyaada use Aayenge...
Girl: janu is week daily movie dhekhenge.next week daily shopping karenge...boy:uske next week mazar per jayengeGirl: wo kyu…..??Boy: bheek mangne… =))
1st Bhikari: Yaar Ek Aadmi Mujh Se Meri Kamai K Bary Me Puch Raha Tha. Magar Me Ny nahi Batai.. 2nd Bhaikari: Per Kyun..?? 1st Bhikari: O Yaar Mujhy Laga K Wo Income Tax Wala Hai.. :-D
The ATM Machine Jammed(Stopped Working)Because Of..........An Intelligent GirlPut Her Hair Pin In TheMachine When Option Was To."Enter Your PIN".. ;-p ;-)
Heaven - German car, American salary, Chinese food and Indian wife. Hell - Chinese car, German food, American wife and Indian salary.
I am not old, I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck. Everything made the same noise, 'crrrrrrrrraaaacccck!"I came to a conclusion, I am not old... I am crispy!
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