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Dost: tera history paper kaisa hua? Pappu: bahut bura... saalon ne mere janm se bhi pahale ke prashan poochh rakhe the.
Ek Admi ki Apny Dost se Arsay Baad Mulaqat Hui..Admi: Q Bhai, Shadi Kerwa li Ya Abhi Tak Apny Kapray Khud hi Dho Rahy Ho??Dost Roty Huwe Bola:"Tumhari Dono Baton Ka Jawab Haan Hai"...:-0:(Hahaha
When a woman loves you, you're a husband; When a few women love you, you're a man; When many women love you, you're a lover; When hundreds of women love you, you're an idol; When thousands of women love you, you're a leader; When all the women in the world love you, you're not human but a gold, diamond, Rupee, Dollar, Euro, Yen...
Kiya Kamal Ka Hunar Hai Aap Ke Paas Aye Mere Sanam..!School Me Koi Hamary Bag Se Pencil Nahi Nikal Paya AurAap Ne Seenay Se Mera Dil Hi Nikal Liya..!This Is Not Fear.. :-)
Boy: "ILY.." Girl: "Awwww... I Love You Too FOREVER." Boy: Stupid !"I Said, 'I'm Leaving You".. ;-p ;-)
Best ways tö write exam: Löök up för Ïnspiratiön; Löök döwn för Cöncentratiön; Look aröund för införmatiön.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
"Kbi Shehar JanaKbi Gaon JanaKbi is raste JanaKbi us raste JanaShahi Swari bhej Raha honMza na Aye to utr Jana(\ /)/??) “^—-;”;\,,/”( , , )\\ // \\ // \\CNG, Petrol, Dieselkuch nhiSirf 10Rs ki Ghaas khilanaorpoooora din chalanaeast or west gadhaa is the best."
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p
Girl: Paroos wali Buddhi aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..Jab kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti "AB TUMHARI BAARI HAI"Phir unhone aisa karna band kar diya?pata hai Q.??Frnd: Q?.Grl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti.. "AB AAP KI BARI HAI".
Teri Dosti me Diwane ho gaye,Tujhe apna banate banate Begane ho gaye.Pukaar le ek baar Piyar se Mere DostBandar ki Aawaz sune Zamane ho gaye...;-)
When There Is a Long Gap Between Engagement & Marriage,,Who Is Most Benefited ??BoyNo?GirlNo?It's The...Mobile Company.. :-)
The world’s most beautiful sentence is… “BUT…I LOVE U” and the world’s most selfish and painful sentence is “I LOVE YOU…BUT..”
Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi. Bohat chot lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi… Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari Biwi? Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi Ai …
Thief ne apni mangetar ko diamond ring gift ke Mangetar: is ring ke kiya qeemat ho ge? Thief: Kuch ni bs 3 saal ke saza :P :D
What is education? It is process of, wasting one fourth of your life, learning how to waste, the remaining three fourth…
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR & Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
Teacher: Jab mein tumharay jitna thaTou mere 100/100 marks aatay thyMe: Atay hongay sir, Apko koiAcha teacher perhata hoga
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