What Is The Difference Between Donkey And Monkey?
Send Mobile short message What Is The Difference Between Donkey And Monkey? from the Funny collection of SMS and text messages. Simply copy this message and send via WhatsApp, SMS, Facebook Status, Tweet, Instagram or any other social platform you like. There is a huge collection of Funny messages available on our website, which you can send to your family & friends. Simply browse through our collection and enjoy the quotes, wishes and greetings written in short messages for mobiles & social media usage.
More Funny SMS
Teacher: Sab Se Ziyada Nasha Kisme Hota Hai?
Teacher: Sab se Ziyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai? Sharab Me? No Pyar Me? Na Paise Me? Never Student: Sab se Ziyada Nasha . . . . . KITAB Me Hota Hai, Kholte ..
Logic Questions And Amazing Answers
Logic Questions: 1) When will a horse have 6 legs? 2) Where does monday cum b4 Sunday? 3) Where do u find a lot of cities without single house? 4) ..
Ammi: Beta Kiya Khaya??
Ammi: Beta Kiya Khaya??Beta: Dhoka..Ammi: Kis Se..??Beta: Fridge Se. Ice-cream Ka Dabba Khola To Us Me Salan Nikla.. :-(
Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai.
Boy: Tunne Dekha, Us Ladki Mein Itna Attitude Hai.Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Bata?Boy: Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
Exams Are There, At The Paper You Stare
exams are there, at the paper you stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull your hair. The teachers make you glare, the grades are not fair, but ..
Figure Wali Ladki Aur Jigar Wale Ladke
Figure wali ladki aur jigar wale ladkekabhi single nahi rahte....boys girls funny sms
Usey Pane Ki Koi Aas Nahi Hai
Usey pane ki koi aas nahi haiaudience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai.... Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai ..
Get Married Not For Yourself
Get married not for yourselfBut for the future of your childrenThey are getting late for schooland fees are increasing day by day 😛 😀
Larki Jab Friend Banti Hai To
Larki Jab Friend Banti Hai To Shadi Wali Feelings Beshak Na Aati Ho,,LekinJab 'BLOCK' Kerti Hai To Talaaq Wali Feelings Zarur Aany Lagti Hen.. ;-)
Next Generation Kindergarten Poem:
Next generation Kindergarten poem:Chatting Chatting?Yes Papa!Girlfriend setting?No Papa!Telling lies?No Papa!Open your Whatsapp.Ha ha ha...
Wife:Bht Pyar Se
Wife:Bht pyar se"Suniye! aaj meri salgirah ha,Mujhe koi Mehngi Cheez Le K Dain Na Plz"Hsbnd: Chalo TmTayyar Ho Jao,"Hm Cheeni Lene Chalte ..
Chandi Ka Ghora Sone Ki Lagam
Chandi ka ghora sone ki lagam msg parhne walo ko mera salamTea pepsi pine walo kbhi pani b piya krofokat k msg parhne walo kbhi msg b kiya kro
Methi Methi Yadon Ko Palko Pay Saja Lena.
Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena. Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ? BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala ..
(,")/(! ! Pakistanio.!!.*(*(* ('.') _/? ?\_ """<"<"""Manjiyan bahr dha lo,Bar bari soni hawa chal rai ..
Sardar Told His Servant: Go And Water The Plants.
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It’s already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go
Boy Got A 0 In EXAM. His Father Asked Him: YEH KIYA HAY ???
Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY UNHOON NAY AB PLANET ..
Teacher: Is Shair Ka Matlab Batao..?
Teacher: Is Shair Ka Matlab Batao..?"Shak To Tha K Mohabbat Me Khasary Hongy,,Yaqeen Na Tha K Saray Hi Hamary Hongy.."Pappu: Sir, Is Shair Me Shayer ApniMehbuba ..
Thief Ne Apni Mangetar Ko Diamond Ring Gift Ke
Thief ne apni mangetar ko diamond ring gift ke Mangetar: is ring ke kiya qeemat ho ge? Thief: Kuch ni bs 3 saal ke saza :P :D
Baap:Tumhary School Me Kon Hai Jo Nahi Parhta?Bacha:HeadMaster..;-)Hahahha
Defnition Of Wife
Defnition of "WIFE"- Wonderful Instrument For Enjoyment.