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The human brain is most outstanding thing....... it functions 24hrs 365 days..... it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love..................jokes on love
Achay Dost "Takiye" Ki Tarha Hoty Hen,,Musibat Me Seenay Se Laga Lo,,,Tanhaai Me Sir Rakh K Ro Lo,,,Aur,,,,Ghusse Me "Laat" Bhi Maar Sakty Ho.. ;-p ;-)
2 eyes r best friends. both will blink together, move, cry, see n sleep together, But if they see a girl only 1 will blink. Moral - A girl can break any relation ! so be aware.
Unlike others your brain is a master piece, It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right. In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!
Pakistan me itne electricity nai hai Jitne electrical engineers 😛 😀
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
New News from Hasipur.. "Chaar Botal Vodaka Kaam Mera Roj Ka" gungunaate Yuvak ko Bihaar Police ne kiya giraftaar. Use Police ne naye ‘madira nishedh qaanoon’ ke tahat giraphtaar kiya gaya.
Sardar : Ye Bakra Q Zibah kiya??Pathan : Hum ny Mannat manga tha wo pura ho gaya.Sardar : Kis Baat ki Mannat.Pathan : Hamara Murgi Gum huwa tha, Wo aaj Mil gaya hai..;-p:-)
Breaking News:.Shahid Afridi ne Gulshan-E-Iqbal Block-13.D mai Tandoor kholne ka faisla kra liya.BOOM BOOM Chapati..:-)
Golden Words.. . Girls Express Their Feelings With Ghussa And Tears,, . . . But.. . . . . . Boys Express Their Feelings With "Sutta & Beers" :-p ;-)
Height Of ThinkingTwo Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ........1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.....2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !If V Suicide Than In Next Life AgainWe Have To Study From \’Pre Nursery
Mom: I Love U.. Son: Mom You Know Na, I Love You A Lot. , But Sorry Mom, I Can't Accept Your Friend Request On Facebook. :-D
Height of Confidence:Son: Main School Nahi Jaunga!Mom: Kyun?Son: Main Job Karunga.Mom: Pehli Class Pad Ke Kya Job Karega, Nalayak?Son: KG ki Ladkiyon ko Tution Padhaunga!
Larka:"Dil ruba."Larki:"Balance bhijwa."Larka:"Paisay nahi."Larki:"Kaisay nahi?"Larka:"Mehangai hai."Larki:"Phir aaj say tu mera bhai hai."
Moong Phali Aajati Hai,,Chilgozay Bhi Aajaty Hen,,Shaayron Ki Thandi Thandi Aahen Bhi Aajati Hen,,Bas Karachi Me Ek Sardi Hi Nahi Aati.. ;-)
Mother: Till what time have you been sleeping?Kid: Till the time you didn't wake me up!
Wo purani filmo wale Papa hume kyun nahi milte jo bolte the...Yeh lo blank cheque or dafa ho jao Meri beti ki zindai se
This time i am sure... and i am gonna say it... I LO LOVE.. YO YOUgurt... especially with rice :)
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