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Sardar : Ye Bakra Q Zibah Kiya??

Sardar : Ye Bakra Q Zibah kiya??

Pathan : Hum ny Mannat manga tha wo pura ho gaya.

Sardar : Kis Baat ki Mannat.

Pathan : Hamara Murgi Gum huwa tha, Wo aaj Mil gaya hai..;-p:-)

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