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Achay Dost "Takiye" Ki

Achay Dost "Takiye" Ki
Tarha Hoty Hen,,

Musibat Me Seenay Se Laga Lo,
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Tanhaai Me Sir Rakh K Ro Lo,
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Ghusse Me "Laat" Bhi Maar Sakty Ho.. ;-p ;-)

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