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Tery Golden Face Ki Beauty Ny,

Tery Golden Face Ki Beauty Ny,
Mery Komaal Heart Py Attack Kia,
Sbko Reject Kia Tumko Select Kia,
Requst Hy Tum Sy Isy Refuse Na Krna,
Mery Pyar K Is Bulb Ko Kbhi Fusse Na Krna…!!!

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A teacher told all students in a class room “Write an essay on a Cricket match” All were busy writing except one boy. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Two Tigers were resting under a tree.. Suddenly a RABBIT passed very fast. Tiger could not make out & asked, “What was that?” 2nd Tiger smiled and said: . . . . Fast Food…my dear friend
For girlss..If you want to Avoid so many frndrequests...................Kindly Upload ur original photoswithout Makeup..:p:p
All The Electrons Were Having Party.Suddenly Protons Attacked Them.A Hero Came And Saved The Electrons.Electrons Asked Hero: "Who R U??"Hero Said: "BOND.. COVALENT BOND" :-D
1 Faqeer sada lga rha ta k 2 din sye boka ho koi to madad kar dye? 1 sardar aya our bola 50 RS ki cheng hai?(Faqeer) bola han hai.(SARDAR) to on paiso sye kah lona.
Aadmi Naai Se: Mere Baal Choty Ker Do..Naai: Kitny Choty Kerun Janab??....Aadmi Udaas Ho Ker: Itny Choty K Meri Bivi Inhen Khench Na Saky.. :-)
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CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces….
I m on a light diet:I eat in daylightI eat in moonlightAnd sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!
Don't break anybody's heart they have only one. . . . . If u r angry break their bones they have 206 on them... :)
Ek Admi NAshay me LarkhratY hUay fOOT paTH per JA raha tha.!PoliceMan nE Roka oR pucha: Tum Janty hO Me Kon huN?Sharabi Ne Gor Se Dekha oR kaha: NAHI...!Haan AgaR Tum ye Bta Do k Tumhara Ghar Kahan hai??TO Me Tumhaien Tumharay Ghar Tak Chhor Aaun ga.. ;-p
Pathan Bike chala raha thaPathan PRAD0 wale se:Kabi Bike dekha hy?PRAD0 wala:Ja apna kaam krPathan phr PRAD0 k brabar aya or bola:Kabi Bike dekha hy?PRADO wala:Pagal hy kya meri 40 lakh ki gari or muje Bike se jala raha hy!Kuch dair baad PRADO wale ne dekha Bike udhar pari hy or pathan kahin para hyPRADO wala:Ye kya hua?Pathan:Kabi bike dekha hy?PRADO wala ghusse se bola:Han dekhi hy bol ab?Pathan:Iska BREAK kidhar hota hy?.
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Funny funny .................................Ns Ab NeacHe kYa Dekh Rahe ho Idiotzz...hahahaha
Larki: Jan mujhe aise propose kro jaise aj tk kisi ne na kiya ho Larka : kamini zaleel I love U , mujh se shadi kr k mujhe brbad kr de kambakhat…. ;-)
Teacher: Do you know as to why did the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda as their symbol?Pappu: Because they didn't have a color printer!
An Aeroplane asks a Rocket How is that you can fly so fast? The Rocket replies, you will know the pain when they put fire at your back!

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