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Santa Dukhi Tha

Santa Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Santa: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery ke Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu..

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Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai, Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai....
I am not old, I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck. Everything made the same noise, 'crrrrrrrrraaaacccck!"I came to a conclusion, I am not old... I am crispy!
Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Gadhe Ke Samne 1 Pani Ki Aur1 Sharab Ki Balti RakhiGadha Pani Pi Gaya..Police Sharabi Se: Tune Is Se Kya Sikha?Sharabi: Jo Sharab Nahi Pita Wo Gadha Hai. ;-)
Petrol aur Diesel ka RATE badhane ki itani aadat pad gayi hai ki ab to jab 15 din RATE na badhen to aisa lagata hai ki kaheen vikaas(Development) hona band to nahin ho gaya.
Tum dur sahi Majbur sahiPar yaad tumhari aati haiTum saans waha par leti hoAur badbu yaha par aati hai
Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko Jannat Bana dungi... . . . . . . .Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …..Per Confidence Dekho larki ka ;-):-D
Best Knowledge.. Sab Puchty Rehty Hen K Jalebi Aur Pakoray Ko English Me Kiya Kehty Hen?? . “Jalebi” Ko English Me “SYRUP FILLED RING” Aur “Pakoray” Ko English me “FRITTERS” Kehte Hen. Kuch Tum Bhi seekh lo Yaar. Har Waqt puchty hi Na Raha Kero Sabse (-,-) _//_ Me to Bachpan se hi Genius Hun ;-) B-) ( ‘.’)/’ /) ( _/ /_ Ab Batao Beta k Chocolate ko Urdu me kia kehte hen?? :-D
Money is made from Paper, Paper is made from Woods, Woods are from Trees, Which means Money grows on Trees
Mom: I Love U.. Son: Mom You Know Na, I Love You A Lot. , But Sorry Mom, I Can't Accept Your Friend Request On Facebook. :-D
Aajkal online shopping main 100% Cashback aa raha haimatlab jarurat se jyada kharche karo aur phir 100% Fool+back
Calender 2008 jan- ROSE, feb- prapose march-gift april-lift may-chating june-dating july-missyou aug.-kissyou sep.-anger oct-danger nov-left dec-next
Man1 sitting with dog.Man2:Your dog bits?Man1:NoMan 2 sits and the dog bits!Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!Man:That is not my dog.
kisi ne poochha aap bakare ki bali kyon deteho sher ki kyon nahi dete?, jumman miyaan bole Bhaijaan de to den par ......,,jara si chook huee to phir Eid to sherhee manaega...
What is confidence?10 boys decided to propose a girl…...9 boys came with roses,...1 boy came with ...................“MOLVI”...This is confidence….!!
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
20 saal pehle ?Candle light Dinner?sirf ameer loag kar sakte thaymagar ab pooray mulk kiawam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai.
What is the best punishment for a girl?

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