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Pthan Rail Ki Patri Pe Leta Tha.

Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.

Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?

Rail guzri to mr jao ge.

Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?

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