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Kal Phir Ek Ladki par Nazar aa gai..;-)Jiski Pehli baar me Surat Dil ko Bha gai..le gaya Dinner pe..;).use...Bhookhi 2000 ka Khana Akeli Kha gai.. ;-) ;-p
Bhikari: Me Ny Ek Kitab Likhi Hai Jiska naam Hai; "Paise Kamany K 100 Tariky" Raahgir: To Phir Tum Bheek Q Maang Rahy Ho.?Bhikari: QK Ye Un 100 TarikoMe Sab Se Aasan Tarika Hai.. :-D
A dead boy ws takn 2 heaven God ws shockd 2 c his hrt beatng. Boy: Only I'm dead bt my gf stil livs in my hrt. God smild & d boy ws sent 2 HELL 4 his ovracting.
"Google Maps" Aaj Bhi Hamen Ye Nahi Bata Sakty K,, "Piyar Hamen Kis Mod Pe Le Aaya.."
Wife: Suno doctor ne muje ek maheena aaram ke liye Switzerland ya Paris jaane ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jaayenge? . . . . . . . . . . . . Husband: Doosre doctor ke pass.
A middle aged man asked the trainer in gym:"I want to impress beautiful girls,which machine should I use?".Trainer:"Sir,Use the ATM machine....":-)
Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Scientific Studies Have Proved That . . . "SHOPPING" Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But, . "PAYING The "BILLS" Does
What is the best punishment for a girl?
Aaj Ki Nasal Ki "Miyan Sahab" se Guzarish..!Miyan Sahab, Daal Sasti na ho saky to koi Baat nahi,LekinYe Tinday Aur ShaljamMehngi kerwado Plz,Ye Roz Roz Nahi Khai Jati...:-)
This Moment Which Came Almost In Everyone's School Life.When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say"Who? Me?" =O :P
Sardar is buying a TV, Do you have color TVs? Sure. Give me a green one, please…
Earlier:Love started with eyes, Grew with gifts, ended with tears.Now:Love starts from cellphone, Grows with messages and Ends with - "The number your calling is currently busy please try again later"!
SARDAR:Batao aisa kiya karen k Saanp bhi mar jaye aur Laathi bhi na tootay ?,,PATHAN:Jootay se maar do:)
If I was an artist,you would be my picture!If I was a poet,you would be my inspiration!If I was an author you would be my story!But I’m only a cartoonist
Draupdi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari. Draupadi ka vstrhrn, Dusasn ko pada bhari.Saree mein saree Parag saree!
Mujhse Woh Kehti Hai k Tumhari Zindagi ko khubsurat Bana dungi... . . . . . . .Banana Usko ‘Maggie’ bhi nahi aata …..Per Confidence Dekho larki ka ;-):-D
Dedicated to all married couples:Arranged Marriage is like a Lottery.Lag Gayi Toh Lag Gayi;Warna Lag Gayi!
Bezzati Beech Bazar....Boy: Yaar ye Petrol phir se Mehnga ho gya.........Girl: Chahe Jitna bhi Mehngaho jaye, Tudalwayega 20 ka hi.. ;-)
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