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Exam k Liye Koi Book Na Parhi Mene FARAZ, . . . Dua Kero "FACEBOOK" se hi Koi Sawaal Aajaye. ;-) :-D
Newton's Law of Sunday:A body at rest will continue to be at rest... until the wife notices and finds some work for him!
shak ki bhi had ho gaya jee, pati ki Heart ki surgery hone ke baad patni ne surgan se ek savaal poochha, "Inake Dil mein koi doosari thi?" Doctor bhi bahut pahunche hue tha bola, "usi ka to bypass kiya hai."
Good old days When I was a child, My mom would send me down to the corner store with a 10.rs & I'd come back with 5kgs of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 packs of milk, A pack of cheese, A packet of tea, & half dozen eggs. You can't do that now. Too many damn.... Security cameras.
What's common between clouds and wife?When both are not around, we call it a bright day!
ALLAH ka diya sab kuch hyb00ks hainn0tes haintime hyaur h0sla tu itna hy k jab chah0n tab parh sakte hainbus kami 1 he cheez ki hy..........m00d nai hy
Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se:“Uth Ja putr,Wekh Sooraj Kadon da nikal Aaya Ay..”Sardar:“Te ki hoya Amma.O Sonda v te Magrib ton Pellaan a. na 🙂 😛 😀
Teacher: Senior Aur Junior Ka Matlab Batao ? Pathan: Jo Samandar K Nazdeek Rehta Ho Usay Senior (Sea+Near) Kehty Hen Aur Jo Zoo K Nazdeek Rehta Hai Usay Junior (Zoo+Near) Kehty Hen.. :-) :-D
Those innocent eyes… Those kissable lips… A great smile… The perfect walk… Smoothest talk… Absolutely gorgeous.. That’s enough bout me. How about you?
Hamari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy fArAzJaisey Shadi K Bad Beti Bap K Ghar Aati Hy(acha abbu mai chalti hon, subha unhen kaam pe bhi jana hy)
A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.Girl:Oye carbon monoxide,apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja,is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey.Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad:-
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 Tyres of a Vehicle..If 1 Punctures, The vehicle can`t Move further..Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE...;-p
Jab hota hai tera didar.. Dil darakta hai bar bar.. Jab hota hai tera didar.. Dil darakta hai bar bar..Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab mang lo udha
one of the best caption written on a clock in an exam hall.. “TIME WILL PASS.WILL YOU?”
Fathers, be good to your daughters Daughters will love like you do Girls become lovers who turn into mothers So mothers, be good to your daughters too.. !
*. . .Memon Apne Bete Se:Beta Kia Kar Rahe Ho...???Beta:Kuch Nai Papa...Memon:To Kuch Likh Rahe Hoge?Beta:G Nai Papa, Main Kuch Nai Likh Raha.Memon (Ghusse Se):To Phir Chashma Utar Kyun Nai Dete,Tumhe Fazool Kharchi Ki Aadat Hogai Hai.:-)
Boy: Mujh Se Shadi Kero Gi? Girl: Q?? Boy: Mere Abba Gaaun K Sab Se Baray Admi Hen.Girl: Phir Mujhy Manzoor Hai.. Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gai Phir Pata Chala K Larky Ka Abba 110 Saal Ka Hai.. :-D
Baap Bete se: 2 Saal Baad Ghar Q Wapas Aye Ho??Beta: Papa Me ny kaha Tha na kKuch Ban ker hi Wapas Aaunga.Baap: Kiya Bany??Beta: Ek Bachay Ka Baap...;-p
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