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Maalik: Tujhy Aaye Abhi 2 Din

Maalik: Tujhy Aaye Abhi 2 Din
Hi Huwe Hen Aur Tu Ny 3 Kursiyan Bhi Torr Deen.

Noker: Yara Tum Ny Hi To Kaha Tha K
Tum Ko Ek Taqatwar Noker Chahiye.. :-D

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