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Student: Sir Log Urdu English Men Bat Krte Hen,

Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,
Math men Q Nhi?
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Sir:
Ziyada 3,5 na kr.
9,2,11 hoja.
Warna 5,7 mar dunga.
6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir aa jynge.
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student:sir G Urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai khofnak subject hai..:)

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