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Dub Maro Nikamo (-_-)(-_-) /L L\_/)(\ / \ )( Shoaib Malik Ne India Ki Bachi fasana Li Hai. Or Tumse Abhi Tak Muhallay Ki Set Nhi Ho Rhi..................................new funny sms
Husband: Ji krta hy Tumhri Zulfon men Kho jaon Ankhon Me bus Jaun Tumhari Bahon me Jhool Jaun Wife: Waheed Muraad he Rahoge Ya KabhiImran Hashmi vi Bano gay.
Newsflash: Police are looking for a suspect who’s smart, sexy, witty and very gorgeous. They’ve already eliminated you from the list of suspects. Where do you think I should hide?
Bhartiya naari sanskaar wali hoti haiVo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko-Abe Gadhe -Oye Gadhe-Sun Gadhenahi boltiesiliye wo short me"A.G./O.G./Suno G. kahti hai"
Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect And… Our new generation… . . Removes head phones to give respect..!! 😀
What do you Call a Female Who Never Laughs?...."HASINA" :-)
If King asks me ”what do u want?”Million dollars or a true friend” !I will choose,Million dollars”Be practical Yaaar !mil k uraein gay..
Heart can skip beats for a while;Memories can be kept in a file;A desert can replace the Nile;But nothing can stop a smile.When your name appears on my mobile!
This is Ultimate Doctor: Why did you take your antibiotic medicine at 6 AM, when I told you at 9 AM..??? Patient: I wanted to surprise the bacteria by surgical strike.
Admi: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Honi Chahye Ya shadi ke Bad Me? . Boy: Mohabt Shadi Se Pehle Ho Ya Shadi k Bad Bus Uski Khbar Bv Ko Nhi Honi Chye
Heart Touching Lines By An Ex-Boyfriend. . . . . . Aaj Apni Girlfriend Ki Shadi Me Ja Ker Ye Ehsas Hua K Khana Mazedar Ho To Mohabbat Bhi Pheeki Lagti Hai.. :-D
I am not old, I woke up, I lifted my arms, I moved my knees, I turned my neck. Everything made the same noise, 'crrrrrrrrraaaacccck!"I came to a conclusion, I am not old... I am crispy!
Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya? Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya, Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu, Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu. //(News/Politics Clean sms)
CID ne Sony se nata jod liya CID ne Sony se nata jod liya... Aur jis room me mana raha tha Abhijeet suhagraat Daya ne wohi darwaza tod diya.!!
My eyes detectedMy heart reactedThousand were rejected &Only you were selected.......Because I needed a monkeyfor an advertisement.
A Santa was working 1st time in a garment shop.A customer girl asked:Underwear dikhana plz.Santa thora sharmakar:G aaj nahi pehni.
How to find the perfect woman in two steps.1. Marry one!2. All other women will automatically look perfect!
Always keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse. When ever you are in big trouble see the photo. You will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
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