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Doctor: Why did you take your antibiotic medicine at 6 AM, when I told you at 9 AM..???

Patient: I wanted to surprise the bacteria by surgical strike.

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Ishq me hum tumhe kya btayen gy,Kis qadar chot khaye huye hai,Kl mara tha baap ne usky,Aj bhai b aye huye hn.
Santa ko puri raat Macharo ne bahut preshan kiya… Santa ne Zehar Piya or Bola. “Ab kaato Saalo Sab k sab Mar jaao ge”
"75 sal k 1 admi ne newspaper may ishtehar diya ZARORA-E-RISHTA3 din bd us k ghar latter aya k baba g es umar may rishte nahe farishte ate hai" ha ha ha ha ha ha
A girl posted a question in a Whatsapp group:Guys, if I install Windows 7 of 32 bit two times... then will it become 64 bit?Another girl in the group replied: Yes, but it will also become Windows 14.All boys left the group!
larkiyon k TOP 10 jhoot;1. I miss u.2. I'm single.3. Mai pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon.4. Mai cousin se baat kr rhi thi.5. Mjhe TUM kehna acha nhi lagta.6. Mai pyar pe believe nhi krti.7. Mai dosri larkio jaisi nhi.8. Mujhe kuch nhi pata.9. Sub larke ek jaise hotay hain.10. Tum meri zindagi me pehle larke ho
"What'll you call ""Burj Khalifa"" after 80 years?Bujurg Khalifa!"
4 Chezain Khatm Hone Pe Bohat Takleef Deti HeinMohabat RishtaAitbarOr.Itwar(',')<)(>Itwaar Wala Dukh To Rula Hi Deta Hai Ya
A Pathan Gets A Cheque & Throws It On The Ground..?Why..??Bcoz To See Whether It Will BOUNCE or NOT.. :-D
1 Educated bnda gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gyaOr shopkeeper se bola k Bhai apke Pas Qadam hyn..Shopkeeper b bra naughty tha,Jldi se bola..Bhai jaan Qadam te muk gae ne..2 , 4 chalangan paiyan ne..Kendy o te paa deyan ?..!!
Teacher: sabase jyaada naqal kahaan pe hoti hai?Pappu: Whatsapp pe.Teacher: shaabaash!
Papa: "Sach sach Batao ye 100 ka Note kahan se Aaya??..Bachha: "Mujhe Bahar Gali ME para hua mila,.Aur Agar Yakin nahi ho to bahar ja k Dekh lo,Ek aadmi Abhi tak Dhoond raha Hai".. ;-p
Kaanto Bhari Raah Me Koun Saath Deta Hai ? Mom/Dad ? - NO Husband/Wife ? - NO Friends ? - NO LOVE ? - NO Only......... Ur CHAPPALS ! Utha kar lo CHOOM Lo Yaar....................very very funny sms
Pappu: My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me her pictures with her new boyfriend.Bunty: Really bad, What did you do?Pappu: I sent it to her Dad!
Who said landline phones are out of fashion?Buy a samsung mobile,sara din charging mein laga rehta hai :P
Usne hatho pr mehndi lgai hai, Hmne uski doli sjai hai, Hmei pata tha woh bewafa niklegi Isliye hmne uski choti behen ko bhi fasaya hai !!!
pehli bar kisi chehre pe nigah theri haius ki ankh sagar se bhi zada gehri hai thak gaya apna pyar ka izhar krte krte tab pata chala wo dono kaan se ''BEHRI'' hai
Faraz Apni Wife Se;Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se"Wah WahDaag To Chala Jaega Kameez SeAgar tu kapre dhoye tameez se
Wife: Me Marny Ja Rahi Hun.. Husband: Me Bhi Mar Jaunga.. Wife: Sachii.. Kiya Mere Marny Se Tumhen Itna Dukh HoGa..?? Husband: Nahi.. Asal Me Itni Khushi Me Bardasht Nahi Ker Paunga.. :-D

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