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MOHABBAT Ke Raste Me Hr Waqt Dard MileGa,

MOHABBAT Ke Raste Me Hr Waqt Dard MileGa,

Maine Socha..!!

Isi Raste Pr MEDICAL STORE Khol Lon

BOHT ChaleGa

0h My GOD Im So Intelligent

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