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"Usne na ki meri mohabt ki kdar,
Usne na ki meri mohabbt ki kdar,
To mene b soch liya,
TWO PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH Othr.......................Latest Funny sms

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Chaman se Ek Bichra Hua Gulab Hun.. . Me Khud Apni Tabahi ka Jawab Hun.. . Yun Nigahen Na Phero Mujhse Tum.. . Nalayko. Me Tumhari Hi Sangat Me Kharab Hun.. :-D
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Twitter par Tweets huwa hai Whatsapp par Sms aya hai-Gujraat Election main jis din Hardik Patel Sabha Sambodhit karege... Usi Din Usi wakt BJP ke Sabha main Sunny Leone bhi aayegiSuna hai Sunny Leone Ladke se hand shake ke sath sath ladko ko Hugging bhi karegi....
LEVEL OF CONFIDENCE.1 din boht se Professors ko 1 Jahaz me bethaya gya,Jb sb jahaz me beth gay to unko bataya gya k ye jahaz ap logon k students ne banaya hy,Ye sun kr sb bhag kr jahaz se nikal gay siwae 1 k jo bohot pursukoon bethe thay. Is pr un sahib se waja pochi gai to unhon ne jawab dia k agar ye jahaz waqai mere students ne hi banaya hy to phir mjhe yaqen h ....K YE START HI NAHI HO GA.
Every Wife A "Mistress" Of Her Husband.. "Miss" For One Hour,, And "Stress" For 23 Hours Everyday.. :-D
A dead boy ws takn 2 heaven God ws shockd 2 c his hrt beatng. Boy: Only I'm dead bt my gf stil livs in my hrt. God smild & d boy ws sent 2 HELL 4 his ovracting.
"I'm not saying my wife's voice is annoying;But right now... I'm really jealous of deaf people!"
chinku– Yaar tingu tune pure toilet me potty kyu kr di? tingu– Yaar ye mobile bhi na! chinku– Kya hua? tingu– Tune “IDEA” ka ad nhi dekha “WALK when u TALK”.....................................................latest funny sms in hindi
My dear friends do you know MY Life Is Running successfully on a simple principle "Bhagwaan Ke Bharose"
Name: CHAMPA DOB: 14/8/72 Wt: 149kg Height: 4ft Color: Black State: Jharkhand Kaam: Gobar uthana Dream: Shadi karungi to sirf is sms padhne walese....................very very funny sms
Pappu ke papa ne ghar ke Internet-WiFi ko band karva diya kyoki papu sara din Whatsapp-Facebook par Friends-Girlfriends sechat karta rahta tha.... Kitne mahino ke baad parosi ka bina password ka WiFi Connect ho gayaToilet mein phone saath lekar gaya Pappu 5 ghante tak nahin nikala baahar, gharvaalon ne darvaaza tod kar nikaala
Difference between Friend & WifeU can Tell ur Friend"U r my Best Friend"ButDo u have courage tell to ur Wife"U r my Best Wife?" ;P
Sardar: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h,Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!Uska khun garam hoga.-Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h.
Modern Definition of "Wife" Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single...
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Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,Wah WahDil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..Tere msgs nai aa raheyKya baat hai bacha???

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