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Smart answer by a female..On a flight, a guy askeda beautiful lady sitting next to him..‘Nice perfume…..which one is it?I want to gift it to my wife...Lady‘Don’t give her..some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..:p:p
Raat ko Dair tak Jagny Wala her Insan Aashiq nahi hota,,Kuch Log Mere jese bhi hoty hen jo,,,Dopehar me So Jaty hen...:-)
1 night a boy helped a unknown aunty to reach her home. Aunty:beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai yahi so jao , bittu ke room me. Boy:nahi aunty, mai yahi hall me so jaunga. Next morning a beautiful girl come with a cup of coffee. Boy:aap kaun? Girl:mai bittu. aur aap? Boy:Mai gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha.
Wife: I' m going up-town this afternoon.Hubby: Shopping?Wife: No, I won't have time. I just want to get some things I need!
Dedicated To All Engineering Students............just imagineu r alone in a dense forest its night a fearful wind blows andu find a ghostly old building there of 15 feet tall with fearful heart uapproach near the building suddenly a dead body falls on u and a great light fillson the building then;;;;;;;draw the 1,front view2.top view3.side view of the buildingand also discuss the parabolic path covered by the dead body. :-)
The world’s most beautiful sentence is… “BUT…I LOVE U” and the world’s most selfish and painful sentence is “I LOVE YOU…BUT..”
New Style Of Proposing: Boy: Can I Take ur Photo? Girl: Y? Boy: Just Wanted 2 Show My Children That How Der Mom Looked In Her Younger Age.
Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
Fathers, be good to your daughters Daughters will love like you do Girls become lovers who turn into mothers So mothers, be good to your daughters too.. !
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”.The next day, he received 1000 of replies,all reading: “You can have mine.” Free delivery also available at your door step
Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
Two Police Officers Crash Their Car Into A Tree.After A Moment Of Silence, One Of Them Says,"Wow, That's Got To Be The Fastest We Ever Got To The Accident Site."
Kabi to humari gali aao…thora sa Sharmao..!Muskurao!Apni ankho se zulfein uthao…humare ghar ki bell bajao…Aurawaz lagao…“Koora DeY do.
4 Chezain Khatm Hone Pe Bohat Takleef Deti HeinMohabat RishtaAitbarOr.Itwar(',')<)(>Itwaar Wala Dukh To Rula Hi Deta Hai Ya
What is the best punishment for a girl?
Computerized Mohabbat.. Kal Jab Mily Thy To Dil Me Hua Ek Sound, Aaj Mily To Kehty Ho Your File Not Found... Jo Muddat Se Hota Aya Hai Wo Repeat Ker Dunga, Tu Na Mili To Apni Zindgi Ctrl+Alt+Del Ker Dunga... Shayad Mere Piyar Ko Taste Kerna Bhool Gaye, Dil Se Aisa Cut Kiya K Paste Kerna Bhool Gaye... Lakho Hongy Nigah Me Kabhi Mujhy Bhi Pick Kero, Mere Pyar K Icon Per Kabhi To Double Click Kero.. :-D
Honeymoon couple find leaking pipe outside hotel window, hotel manager assures that it’s the ‘waterfall view’ promised by travel agent
Sun makes Moon shine,Current makes Bulbs shine,Wax makes Candles shine,But, I'm Really Confused;What makes ur Teeth Shine..-Harpic- or -Domex-.. ;-p
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