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1 Bandr Ny Apni Maa Sy Pocha

1 Bandr Ny Apni Maa Sy Pocha

K Hm Itny Bad Sorat Q Hoty He?

Maa Ny Jwab Dya Beta Khuda Ka Shukr Kro

Us Ko Dekho Jo SmS Prh Raha Hy

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