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Pakistani K Ghar Chinese Aur

Pakistani K Ghar Chinese Aur
American Mehman Aaye.

Chinese: Me Aankhen Band Ker K
Ghari Per Hath Rakh K Bata Sakta Hun K
Kiya Time Hua Hai..

American: Me Suraj Dekh ker Time Bata Sakta hun..

Pakistani Hans Ker Bola:
"Lo Ji, 7 Baj Gaye."

Chinese Aur American Heran Hoker Boly:
"Yaar Tum Ny Kese Time Bata Diya?"

Pakistani:
"Oye Bijli Chali Gai Hai".. ;-p ;-)

Hahahha

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