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Ab tu hi bata kis tarhan niklen hum mohabbat k is jaal se,.....Kaaly kaaly faalsy khatay mithy faalsay.(.")/unclemasala/()todaal dain/>
ADAT Or Majburi Me Farq. Road K NaL SE Pani Pina. Gharib Piye To ADAT. Ameer Piye To Majburi. Ab SMS Ko Hi Le Lo. Me Bheju To ADAT. Ap Bhejo To Majburi.
Principle said to Students: You People Must Sleep At least 7 Hours A Day. Students: Impossible Sir! College Is Only For 6 Hours!
Boss : Expert say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Emoloyee : Who's there Boss : Not you anymore.
Teacher : Who Invented The "I Love You" Student : China Teacher : How? Student : Its has no guarantee & quality. If works, till forever.. If not, then no ever.
Figure wali ladki aur jigar wale ladkekabhi single nahi rahte....boys girls funny sms
Boy to Gym Coach- I Wanna Impress Cute Girl I’m Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use? Coach- Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym :D
Special request to all those who call their partners "My Baby", "My Bachha" etc. etc.Next Sunday don't forget to give them 2 drops of polio!
Dad - beta teri bivi itni shaant kyo hai?son - kuch nahi dad , usne maangi thi lipstik aur maine de di fevi stickbusno chip chipno chik chik
Friend Sardarjee ap ki bewi ko jin chamar jay to ap kiyqa karan ga.Sardar jee.Me ki karna ha jin de ghalti ha ap hi bughtay ga,
Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha thaLRKI Shrma k,Kya Dekh rhe hokhan:Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara Ammi hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.
A GirlI've finally decided to do something about my weight.Simply Lie!
Mai market me hu, tere liye diwali pe kya lu ? Kapde ya perfume ya or koi mast cheez reply fast..... . . . . . Ye msg mujhe kb karoge kanjus diwali ane wali hai...
Mujhe Apni Zindagi Mein Aaj aik Cheez Ki Tamana Hai=”=YE DOST=”=Bas Jis Ki Aankhen Ye Msg Parh Rhi Hain Un me koi Kinnu ka chilka nichor jaae…!:p
Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di 3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di. Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu? KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? Its like when dog chase cars they have no intention of driving.
When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart & when tears flow 4rm your eyes, just let me know. . . cause I want 2b there 4 U! I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
Tell me why are you avoiding me these days? Have I did anything wrong? Keep in touch with me at least these few days, yes its really hurting your sweet friend . . . . . . . “books”
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