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Pathan Boht Deir Se Apni Hasin Mengetar Ko Dekh Rha Tha

Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha tha

LRKI Shrma k,
Kya Dekh rhe ho
khan:
Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara Ammi hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.

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