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Dad - Beta Teri Bivi Itni Shaant Kyo Hai?

Dad - beta teri bivi itni shaant kyo hai?
son - kuch nahi dad , usne maangi thi lipstik
aur maine de di fevi stick
bus
no chip chip
no chik chik

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A woman is always right.She may sometimes be confused, misinformed, bitchy, stubborn, unchangeable and may be a little emotional now and then... but never wrong!
Unfriending on Facebook and blocking on WhatsApp is the.......modern form of childhood 'Katti'!
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A very funny msgs written on the T-shirt of a gorgeouspretty girl wearing very tight dress walking on the road:.... "Dear Dude you are not looking at the road, please be careful"[email protected]
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Kon Kehta Hai K Mard Badal Jaty Hen.??Mard Kabhi Nahi Badalty..Unhen Shadi Se Pehly Bhi Shadi Ka Shoq Hota Hai Aur Shadi K Baad Bhi Shadi Ka Shoq Hota Hai.. :-D
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Advice to All Youth: If you want to change the country, do it now. Once you get married, you won't be able to change even the TV channel!
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