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Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher.
GIRLS.... G-> Ghost; I-> In; R-> Real; L-> Life So Avoid GIRLS!!!
Aik sardar ne Najoomi se pucha:"kya main aglay janam mein Gadha ban sakta hoon? Najoomi ne jawab diya:"Aik hi Facility baar baar nahi mil sakti"
What is the height of Flirting?When your love letter starts with,'TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN'!
Aek chor kisi ke gar me guss gaya or idar uddar deka usy kuch bi nai mila(mislan sona chandi wagera)Pir us ne malik ko utaya or bola sona kahan haiChonke malik sai tarah uta nai ta adi neend metha us ne bolaPoora gar kali para hai jahan bi chao sojao.
Question. Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya auratein?Ans.Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Me,Umar Sharif,Nawaz Sharif,Shehbaz Sharif,Hamza sharif
Khubsoorat AkhlaaqHazaron MusibtonSeNijaat Dilata Hai,,Magar,Bivi Se Nahi..;-p
Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus ..Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit HereBoth Looked At Each OtherAnd The Seat Remained Empty
There are 3 Dolls in a man's life:1. His Daughter - Barbie Doll2. His Girlfriend - Baby Doll3. His Wife - Panadol
Phool wala:Sahab ye phol apni girl frnd k liye lejyenAdmi:meri koi girl frnd nhnPhol wala:phr apni mengatar k lia lejyenAdmi:meri koi mengatar bi nhnPhol wala:phr apni biwi k lia lejyenAdmi:meri koi biwi b nhnPhol wala:Ae dunya k khush qismat insan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja...!
Teri Dosti MeKuch Aisi Baat Hai,Her Waqt Teri YaadMere Sath Hai,Dil Chahta HaiTum ko Tum Se Chura LunPer,Ammi Kehti HenChori KernaBuri Baat Hai..;-p
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain, Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain, Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse, Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi? Gal:Nahi Boy:Kalle na plz Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz
What is the best punishment for a girl?
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
Girls misuse it! models sell it! photographers cage it! doctors advice it! death freezes it! artists create it! Guess, what’s that?
Newspaper Mein News aya “50% Of Sardars Are Donkeys ”The Sardars Protested. Next Day News aya ki “50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys” The Sardars Celebrated........................top funny sms
Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart...Boy: U should add 1 more thing.....Girl : What??….…….....Boy: Photoshop on your face..:P:P
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