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Aek Chor Kisi Ke Gar Me Guss Gaya Or Idar Uddar Deka Usy Kuch Bi Nai Mila(mislan Sona Chandi Wagera)

Aek chor kisi ke gar me guss gaya or idar uddar deka usy kuch bi nai mila(mislan sona chandi wagera)
Pir us ne malik ko utaya or bola sona kahan hai
Chonke malik sai tarah uta nai ta adi neend metha us ne bola
Poora gar kali para hai jahan bi chao sojao.

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