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Chor: Tumhare Pass Jo Kuch Bhi Hai Fata Fat De Do.

Chor: Tumhare Pass jo kuch bhi hai fata fat de do.

Admi:
Bhai Aisa Mat karo,
Agar Me Khali Hath Ghar gaya to
Meri Bivi Mujhe Kacha Chaba jayegi..

Chor:
Agar Me Khali Hath Pohucha to kiya
Meri Bivi Mujhe Tal k Khayegi ??...;-p:)

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