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Baap: Cigarette, Larkiyan Aur Awara Dost

Baap: Cigarette, Larkiyan aur Awara Dost
Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hen.

Beta: Abba, Aap ny hi to Kaha Tha,
Jo Dushmano se Dar ker Bhaag Jaye,
,
,
Wo Mard Nahi Hota...;-p:)

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