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Hazaron Khuwahishen Aisi

Hazaron Khuwahishen Aisi
K Her Khuwahish Pe Dam Niklay,,

Germi Itni Shadeed Hai,
Plz Ghar se Kam Kam Niklen..:-)

Happy Germi

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Dedicated to all Women:Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think -Damn, he is so lucky!
Hazaron Khuwahishen AisiK Her Khuwahish Pe Dam Niklay,,Germi Itni Shadeed Hai,Plz Ghar se Kam Kam Niklen..:-)Happy Germi
Duniya vaale poochhate hain :adhoore sapane poore karane ke lie kya karana chaahie ?..hamaara javaab hai: Dobaara so jaana chaahie...
Girl-Hm Kaha Ja Rahe Hai..? boy-Long Drive Pr..!! girl-Pahle Kyu Nhi Btaya..? boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jb Break Nhi Lga..
Wife: Me Marny Ja Rahi Hun.. Husband: Me Bhi Mar Jaunga..Wife: Sachii.. Kiya Mere Marny Se Tumhen Itna Dukh HoGa..??Husband: Nahi.. Asal Me Itni Khushi Me Bardasht Nahi Ker Paunga.. :-D
Next generation LKG poem chatting chatting yes papa girlfriend setting no papa telling lies no papa open your whatsapp hahaha,
Aadmi Naai Se: Mere Baal Choty Ker Do.. Naai: Kitny Choty Kerun Janab?? . . . . Aadmi Udaas Ho Ker: Itny Choty K Meri Bivi Inhen Khench Na Saky.. :-)
Dont loose hope if you aren’t getting promotion in office.Remember, Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector!!Even after 17 years service.That too despite solving all the cases assigned to them. 100 % Performance.
She is just a.....Pronoun :-PIs se zyada tou Shakespear bhi auratko nahi jaan saka :) :) :D
After Watching Super Hit Bollywood Movie Raowdy Rathore Pappu Appeared In Exams,." Jo Mein Parhta Hoon,.Wo Mein Likhta Hoon,Aur Jo Mein Nahi Parhta,....Wo Mein Definitely Likhta Hoon....! " :-P
Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se- Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi Budhiya- Beta, Aab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar H Kya.
.. SCHOOL LIFE .. "Most Irritating Moment:Morning Alarm... .Most Difficult Task:To Find Socks... .Most Dreadful Journey:Way To Class... .Most Lovely Time:Meeting Friends... .Most Tragic Moment:Surprise Test In first Period...Most Wonderful News:Teacher Is Absent.. :-D
Aadhar Card ka office band tha,Card Banwane wale ke liye lambi line lagi hui thi, Ek aadmi bar bar line me aage jaane ki koshis kar raha tha,log bar usse pichhe pakar kar khich dete the, ussne 5-7 bar koshis ki,fir har kar bola-lage raho line me salon, aaj Office hi nahi kholunga.......funny sms 2018
Teri Dosti MeKuch Aisi Baat Hai,Her Waqt Teri YaadMere Sath Hai,Dil Chahta HaiTum ko Tum Se Chura LunPer,Ammi Kehti HenChori KernaBuri Baat Hai..;-p
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Agr ap k pichy kuta lg jae to use srf itna keh daina k mai Altaf bhai ka admi hun.Is tarah kuta ap k kadam choomta hua bhag jae ga.Zubaida apa k Siyasi totke
msg pe msg bhejte ho bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho khud ka bheja chalta nahi dusro ka bheja bhej te ho.....
Height of Confidence:Son: Main School Nahi Jaunga!Mom: Kyun?Son: Main Job Karunga.Mom: Pehli Class Pad Ke Kya Job Karega, Nalayak?Son: KG ki Ladkiyon ko Tution Padhaunga!

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